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Best Poems Written by Samantha Margetts

Below are the all-time best Samantha Margetts poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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Little Daisy

A lonely little daisy sits in a field, whilst the world is passing by.
its a nice summers day, and the birds are in the trees
theres a beautiful big sun in the sky.

The daisy is all alone because her family have gone, and they are nowhere to be found or seen
she thought she was being tricked, but in reality they had been picked, by a little boy dressed in green.

the daisies family now sit in the little boys pocket, getting broken, squashed and mushed
The daisy is so sad, because she misses them so bad, her heart is really hurting and crushed.

As people walk by, in their everyday lives, noone notices the single daisy at all.

She's been there for a while, and seen lots of sights, she's been through summer, winter and fall

After waiting all this time, to get picked from the ground, somebody comes along with a huge big hand from the sky

They pull her from the ground, she take one look at the sun, and immediately dry's up, wilts and dies.

so next time your walking, and you see a beautiful flower, and you would like to take one for home.

please take a full bunch of the flowers you want and dont leave one single flower on its own.

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Friday Feeling

its friday whoop
its friday yeah
the friday feeling is the best feeling of all

When i finish work, i am going to go to the pub
I am going to have an absolute ball

I am going to drink and dance the night away, and enjoy it that best that i can.
i will hopefully wake up on saturday, feeling rough as can be
And i will spend all day with my head in the toilet pan.

That's really a lie, because that's not what i do, its the dream that we all think about.

The good old days when we were 18 years old, and every weekend you would be out.

Out on the town with all your mates, drinking, partying and laughs

Now-a-days its cups of tea, biscuits, corrie and baths

Getting old is a part of life, but it doesnt have to be boring an dull
So i say get yourself down to that pub, enjoy yourself the best you can.
And live life to the full

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Distance

Distance between families
Distance between friends

The time apart hurts, not matter how much we pretend.

If you miss somebody
you should let them know

Hold and squeeze them tight, and never let them go

no argument or fight
is worth losing touch

they are our families and friends, and we love them so much

drifting apart, can make you feel really alone

so do yourself a favour, and pick up the phone!!

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Bladdered

oh my god!, this is the best night ever!!

maybe a few more shots, and it might get even better

put some tunes on Mr DJ, i am ready for a rave

i have had soo many drinks, but i will try to behave

after jiggling around on the dance floor, i start to feel a little funny

i get a pain in my a**e, and a bubbling in my tummy

as i take a sit down, i begin to feel fine

then i realise, oh no, i haven't got time.

so hurrying as fast as i can and signalling to my friend

i try and get to the toilet before it comes out of both ends

uh oh too late, i get the urge to be sick
oh no, i think i just pooed a little bit.

no time to find a toilet, so a corner will have to do
its very dark in the club, so i find a corner, and do a poo

ah thats better
i head to the bar to get a drink to clear the sicky feeling from my throat

when someone from the corner shouts
"oi, you've just pooed on my coat"

as i look around i can feel everyone laughing a me
i am so drunk right now, that i can hardly see.

as the coat owner approaches, poo covered coat hand, at a very angry pace.

I open my mouth to apologise, and i throw up all over her face.

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Alter Ego

I would like to tell you a story
but i dont know where to begin.

Ive got my self an alter ego
its actually like having a twin.

my name is judy
and her name is finn.

i like drinking vodka
and she likes drinking gin

when we go out together
the boys have a choice.

its a shame we share the body,
and we share the same voice.

i try to use my body
in the best way that i can

because my voice is very husky
and i sound like a man.

ok, you've got me
my name isnt judy, its paul.

i have a very small penis
and only 1 ball

we are actually one person
with bad mental health

thats why i am a little bit loopy 
and talk to myself.

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Body Image New Blood Contest

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

You only realise this, the more you get older

I want to take a moment to look at my life

I have a job, my health, and I am even a wife

I am made to feel mad because I have gotten a little bigger

But I really don't want to live out my life with a 6 year old's figure

why cant people just leave me alone and let me be

I am happy with the way that I look
I am happy being me. x

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Hormonal

"I'm fat"
"I'm ugly"
"I hate my job"
"I've got no friends"

"you don't love me any more"
"we are drifting apart"
when will these feelings ever end?

yes you guessed it, its "that" time of the month.
its the time that fills most guys with dread.

The time of the month that every woman knows.
this time of the month is red.

my hubby doesn't do anything wrong
he helps in lot of ways.

its just that my hormones are upside down, and they will be for a couple of days.

I'm such a hormonal woman right now, i hate you all and feel like giving everybody a punch.

All i would say,  its best you stay out of my way when it happens again next month.

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Thigh Dreams

I am covering my thighs in baby powder, to ease the sore chapped skin

They are now red and raw after exercising, at an aim at being thin

my goal is to drop a few pounds, and maybe achieve a thigh gap

my thighs rub together with every step that i take, it gets worse with every lap

i would like to blame the celebrity pictures, of skinny thighs, its mostly photo shop

so ive decided to take a stand, start exercising and do a few food swaps

so i put on some lippy, and head to the gym, i am feeling and looking lush

After a few weights and a several rounds on the treadmill, i look like i have been dragged through a bush.

As beads of sweat run down my face , and my mascara starts to run

I realise its not so great in here, and it really isn't any fun

So if you see me baby elephanting, pounding the streets, and the roads shake within every lap

Just remember that i am doing all this for the skinny persons thigh gap.

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Weekend

Monday to Friday has gone so fast
And the weekend is finally here

It's time to kick off your shoes, sit yourself back
And have a relax with a wine or a beer

You've got so many plans for this happy time
There's no work for the next 2 days

You want to go shopping, tidy up, have a bath, go out clubbing and celebrate in so many ways.

Saturday comes and goes so fast, and in a flash its already Sunday

You plan to find a spot on the sofa and not move all day, just praying that you can stop tomorrow being Monday.

But before you know it, its been and gone and the weekend has just flown by

On Monday morning you feel totally depressed with the Monday blues, feeling like you want to die.

As you sit at your desk, looking at the clock and watching the movement of the small and little hand

You know that there is no need to fear, you have so much to look forward to, as you already have next weekend planned.

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Beer Goggles the Womans Version

after being dumped by my ex, i was really not in the mood.
But my bestie decided to take me out for some cocktails and some food.

after hitting a few bars, we find a table by the dance floor " the perfect spot"
i spot a cute guy checking me out, he was really flirty, and said he thought i was hot.

after a few drinks, we kiss, and we head back to his for some sex.
Its not the sort of thing that i usually do but i was on the rebound from my ex.

after an "ok" night, my first one night stand in fact.
I was starting to realise that being single might not be so bad at all.

but it all got a weird when i woke up cocooned in quilt, and he had taped me to the wall.

After seeing my confused expression, he cut the tape, and set me free.
He kicked me out of the door so fast, wihout even a good bye or a cup of tea.

Looking back, it was a good night, its just a shame it got so weird at the end.

Ah well, at least i had my first one night stand, and its certainly a story to tell my friend,