Alter Ego

I would like to tell you a story
but i dont know where to begin.

Ive got my self an alter ego
its actually like having a twin.

my name is judy
and her name is finn.

i like drinking vodka
and she likes drinking gin

when we go out together
the boys have a choice.

its a shame we share the body,
and we share the same voice.

i try to use my body
in the best way that i can

because my voice is very husky
and i sound like a man.

ok, you've got me
my name isnt judy, its paul.

i have a very small *****
and only 1 ball

we are actually one person
with bad mental health

thats why i am a little bit loopy 
and talk to myself.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Deremer Avatar
August 9, 2015 at 1:53 PM
How funny! Thanks.
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