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Best Poems Written by Nastoshia Siedlecki

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Don'T Ask Me To Apologize

Don't ask me to apologize for being the monster inside
I refuse to set any agony i have aside
Don't ask me to torch out the fuse i have growing
There is so much torment behind this face without anyone knowing
Don't ask me to unmask this demon i enshrine deep in the dark
It fuels my spirit, whats left of me creating a tiny spark
Don't ask me to let go of the past
All the exploitation has been passed
Don't ask me to neglect the flashbacks you put into my head
So many wounds on my arms from the times you made me bled
Don't ask me to excuse all the sin you created
Cause my heart is buried distant enough it has to be gated
Don't ask me to uncoil and live a little
For how many times you beat me till my bones became brittle
Don't ask me to not dread all of this
I'd have to count the times of deaths i'd nearly miss
You've made me the monster
now don't ask me to apologize

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Everyone Needs One

Everyone needs one
 
I come and go sick or healthy 
I create beautiful pictures-Artist 
I write stories-Writer
 I use my voice all the time-Singer
 I dramatize everything you see-Actor/Actress 
I fix your computer-Computer Technician 
I repair your vehicles-Mechanic 
I heal your pets-Veterinarian
 I educate you well-Teacher
 I’m their when you’re dying-Doctor
 I supply your medication-Pharmacist
 I prevent forest fires-Ranger
 I take care of your children-Babysitter 
I hire the needed for jobs-Businessmen
 I translate your words-Interpreter
 I keep the people in town safe-Policemen
 I solve unwanted crimes-FBI Agent 
I make sure you stay in your cell-Prison Guard 
I play mind games-Psychiatrist 
I fight for your rights-Lawyer
 I arbitrate your freedom-Judge
 I make decisions that affect my country-President
 I fight for this country-Soldier
 I hardly rest-Congressmen 
I entertain you and your family-Comedian
 I make you choke on your words-Debater 
Sometimes I rip you off-Telemarketers
 I make you lose your house-Bill Collectors
 I steal your money in a secretive way-Government
 I destroy your country-Mobster 
I’m after your president-Terrorists 
I may be rich, average, or poor but at least I do my best 
Until the end

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Crazy Granny

Zooming down the road
Car running over a toad
Comes speeding granny
Complaining about some Danny
Blasting her music loud
Riding by flipping off a crowd
Grandma got that 16 age inside her
You never could be so sure
Why she's always cursing at a man
Or chasing somebody with that 
frying pan
We just know grandma got them 
kicks
Chilling with all those Hicks
Getting all her nails done
Bragging about a fight she won
Just know if she's headed your way
Better jump in that pile of hay
She's a wild child
Its crazy granny

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Fart Insurance

in the cold dark depth of silence
hallow "insert name"
fart insurance was created
so i could pass the blame
the odds have never been so great
nor has the passing pain
when the butler has to hang his head
and just accept the shame
fart insurance is the reason
rich folks don't pass gas
instead they like to tell you how
flowers shoot out their ass

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Wood Tick

Ever wonder about a wood tick
Does it have a dick
Will it only bite a hick
If you chucked it at a window will it stick
could it ever get sick
can you smash it with a brick
Is male wood ticks attracted to a chick
Do you think its too small to kick
Are they really that slick
Do they play magic tricks disappearing under you skin like a prick
Are they fat considering they are thick
Has one ever gave you a lick
Do they come from a stick
I don't know, rather light em up with a wick

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To Be a Fish

Ever wonder what a fish will think
Why the heck it doesn't blink
Could they ever send a wink
If they're too fat will it sink
Do all cats like fish...even a link
Howcome fish really stink
Is water to a fish considered a drink
If a fish bends too far will it get a kink
Why is it male fish are the pretty colors like pink
Do poisonous fish spit out ink
When fish move their lips is it them doing a lip-sink
To be a fish let's call him Dink
If the water's warm will a fish shrink
Want to be a fish...maybe I'll re-think

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Rich Biiiii

Here comes the rich biiiiii
bringing forth much strife
what to do where to go
as she tries to run my life

here comes the fancy pants
telling me how to dress
for success she yells out loud
making such a mess

here comes the queen of the rodeo
always putting me down
why can't she see like you and me
she's nothing but a clown

here comes yankee doodle
feather in her hat
telling me that i should be
another aristocat

here comes mother hen
hands upon her hips
always wearing too much make-up
on her tiny lips

here comes good old blah blah blah
never making sense
perhaps if we could only see
from each other's side the fence

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The Jungle of Doom

The jungle of doom
 Lies mysteries beyond the grave 
You hear the calling of desperate pleas
 thou the wind blows pain of hope
 you know there is No escape
 All else is lost in the mist
 He stalks you with cunning warp
 You feel his wrath afflict you
 As the violent trees attack
 You know nothing but fear
 rapid forces of evil violate you
 The grass smothers you with shame
 you can see there is No comfort
 Nothing but the cadence of darkness
 The future is gone
 Nevertheless the clouds of fury taking over

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Fake

Hey buddy your such the best
 Oh my God he or she is such a pest
 ah ha wow u are so funny I love you 
err ****ing annoying twerp, I hate you
 Don't worry I am here for you whenever you need to vent
 What a total loser he or she needs to go get bent
 You look really good 
That is the ugliest hood
 I would never lie to you or do anything to hurt you behind your back 
Shh..don't tell her or him I did this I don't want them to get up and pack
 I'm cool, I'm an idol, I'm everything you'll ever need
 just Give me your heart you'll never be lost and why, because I'm FAKE

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Xanax and Valium

I'm so sorry about the pills
 I never meant for this but it kills
 Xanax and Valium were supposed to be my thrills
 but a simple extra pill left everyone with chills
 Barely able to focus I hear all the shrills 
The ambulance pulls up quickly as I fall 
I heard myself talk but I couldn't remember how to call
 Everything goes dark
 Leaving the light spark
 Hours went by
 People could only sigh
 As I woke up I cried
 Once again I failed when I tried
 But I won't give up on you...
 Xanax and Valium