Mega Fart

well here comes another fart
but leaving a nasty tart
i blew wind knocking over the plants
only thing i teared a hole in my pants
then ripped them apart
neighbor just grunted and said thats..smart..
stinking up the earth
was it really that worth
its like an atomic bomb
don't worry people just be calm
the stench will go away in june
but relax june will be here soon.....
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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