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Best Poems Written by Shane Mcneil

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Me

I have the me the world sees
I have the me that you see
I have the me that He sees
And then there's the me that only I can see
I hate one of them
Love one of them
Lie to one of them
And torture one of them.
It's ****ing confusing

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My Mind -As a Metaphor-

My mind is a tree,
With millions of leaves
Connected to millions of twigs
Connected to 58 branches.
There are squirrels too.
(Lots of them)
The roots -like a mangrove- burrow and conquer.
It grows when it shines,
Sleeps when it's dark,
And shrinks beneath the cold.

You should see it when it blooms;
It's full and quite lovely.

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I Shaved My Balls Today

I shaved my balls today!
By balls I mean a beautiful girl
By shaved I mean saw.

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Love's Easy

Were all victims
(and mutual in that way.)
You have to feel for everyone.
We're all hiding something.
A secret
-That no one else has to know-
So don't ask.
Wonder, Don't ponder
Feel my eyes on your soul
And I'll fell yours.
That's really all it takes.
Besides,
What am I but a niche in your life?
And you in mine?

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Just Like An Addict

I have an itch
(Not for crack or coke)
To hit the road.
If you have it you feel it
If you don't,
You don't.
But an itch has to be scratched
(Unless it's chicken pox or poison ivy)
Before it drives you crazy.
It's too late to deny
Too late to change
Too much to ignore.
With blessings or curses
I'm leaving tomorrow.
If I disappear forever
I'm either happy or dead.
But I have to go now,
Before I scratch off my head.

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Why Do I Write Poetry

My mind is a sponge
Slurp Slurp Slurp
Sponges get murky
-You don't want to spread that around-
You gotta ring 'em out.

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You Don'T Know Exactly What It Is

But it's something you know.
Something you've always known.
Like looking at yourself naked in the mirror.

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They Say Everyone Thinks About Killing Themselves

I only want to kill one of my selves
(Not all of my them
-I have a lot of them-)
Only the self that knows too much

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Geniuses

A genius is a man who can be dead tired
Alone in his room with the lights off,
Silence all around him,
All the while shouting at himself to
"Shut the **** up!"
So he can go to bed.
Crazy people do this too.

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Where It's At

People always ask me where it's at
I don't know why.
I tell them I don't know
But someone else is bound to.
"Whom?" They ask
With desperation in their eyes.
"Look for the tiger in the field
Running circles around a fairy
With three dicks.
He should be able to tell you."