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Muffins Doritos and Cheetos, Oh My - a Bulimics Tale

Muffins, Doritos and Cheetos, Oh My! (A Bulimic’s Tale)

There is a hole in her core she must sate.
So, she drives to the grocery store before it’s too late.

She steers the cart in search of junk food.
She spots a case of cupcakes that can ease her mood. 

Powdered donuts on a shelf she can reach.
Next, she chooses Bottled sodas, she packs up five each.

Muffins, Doritos, Cheetos, Funyuns and Snickers she will par-take.
She must not forget about the Little Debbie snack cakes.

Once the cashier starts scanning her vittles,
She starts to feel a tingly rush form in her middle.

She pays her fee then rushes to her vehicle parked afar
Then unloads the groceries on the passenger seat of the car.

As she sits behind her steering wheel. 
She appraises her edible saviors, then makes her appeal

She starts with the Snickers shoving them down her throat,
The empty void inside her fills as she lets out a choke.

The Funyuns and muffins are next on her seat.
She devours them in seconds, puffing up her cheeks.

Doritos, Cheetos and snack cakes are inhaled like oxygen,
She is slightly starting to feel whole again.

The cupcakes are the last morsels of her stock
She washes them down with the soda she bought.

When the food is gone she observes the food wrappers in her space.
She glances in the rear view mirror but fails to recognize her face.

Powdered sugar and Cheeto dust crusting around her lips,
A sob escapes her chest as sanity begins to slip.

There is one more mission she must forgo
Opening her car door, she shoves a finger down her throat.

Vomit is released from her belly’s lair.
Stomach acid and bile sting the night air.

She appraises the regurgitation splattered on the concrete.
Then senses the empty void is gone, her task is complete.

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Rock Bottom

I was told rock bottom is a sad place,
a land full of misery and disgrace.

Rock bottom wasn’t bad at all,
I had quite a joyful ride taking that fall.

Lessons were learned in that enchanting city.
It taught me how to be grateful and not to wallow in self pity. 

Everyone  should visit Rock Bottom  once or twice.
It is a great reminder of how amazing it is to be alive.

The most dazzling sight can be found at Rock Bottom’s pit,
just tilt your head up and you can see it.
A beacon of light that will sting your eyes,
rainbows that magically crystallize.

So, If you ever find yourself hitting Rock Bottom,
take heed that this is not an unfix-able problem.
Do not let yourself become distraught,
observe the lessons that will be taught.
Learn from them and let yourself grow,
to that beacon of light with the magnetic glow.

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What Goes Around Comes Around

What goes around will eventually find its' way back, 
it's basic geometry, measurements and math.

If You turn right enough you will be back in the same place.
Back to were you came from, back to the previous space.

Like a Boomerang that is thrown into the sky.
Karma sets the pace on how fast it will fly.

Just know when you toss it into the atmosphere,
Karma plans on a time when it will reappear.

Because anything you discard will find its' way back through.
Back to where it started, back to it's owner,  back to you.

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Cheshire Cat Inc

They call me the Cheshire Cat, that's my name.
A creation straight out of Lewis Carroll's brain.

I live in a in land of wonder you see,
and store plenty of tricks up my sleeve.

I'm a feline that can grin from ear to ear.
I can also make parts of my body disappear.

I am in love with irony and all its complications.
I adore philosophy and erratic explanations.

Speaking in metaphors, that's my intricate specialty.
I'm not insane, I just live in a different reality.

A reality that fulfills my immortal amusement.
A world where I demonstrate my brash imprudence.

Wonderland's espionage is a good title for me,
eavesdropping on all there is, nestled in my tree.

SHHHHH! I see a young girl approaching, she is coming closer.
She looks alone and lost ......I wonder??

Curiosity can't kill this cat or make me fall 
I am a bit mad, I dare say, but aren't we all.

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Mad Hatter Inc

I am the Hatter who is mad, they say.
Gone around the bend in every way.

A loon of the sorts who adores riddles and tea, 
drowning in a land of ecstasy.

Come with me now! And please don’t fret!
I’ll show you wonders you will never forget!

I’ll show you heaven, hell and everything in between,
the moon, stars, spiraling galaxies!

A magical realm where nothing is what it seems,
rabbits in waistcoats and a viscous red queen.

My home has an abundance of enchanting food and drink,
when consumed it could make you grow tall or shrink.

I am the the mascot of this terrain.
Everyone knows me by my name.
So, let’s go and take my hand,
to a place that Alice called Wonderland!

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Krampus Inc

Lend me your ears and listen to my tale 
about a demon named Krampus who resides in hell.

He makes an appearance on Christmas night
Free from Satan’s chains, ready to take flight 

If you have been naughty this year causing malice and destruction,
Then there  is a good chance you will meet his introduction.

A beastly goat figure donning a heavy robe,
Chains and bells attached to his wardrobe.

He keeps a list just like Saint Nick
The names of putrid children that he will pick.

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Queen of the Screw Ups

The Queen of the Screw Up's! That would be me!
I wear that crown With the greatest of ease!

So, bow down people, show some respect.
To the most majestic screw up, you will never forget.

I screw up everything, that is ample.
Take my bank account, for example 
In the negative it always stays.
I screw that up everyday.

Bills pile up they never get paid
Ignoring them wishing they would go away
Electricity, water, credit card statements pile up in a high-rise 
My credit score is lower than my shoe size 

Relationships are destroyed and  broken,
leaving with no apologies spoken.

It’s not easy being queen, I had to earn that crown,
and I don’t plan on stepping down.
So, All hail her royal Highness and kneel before me,
who screws things up to the third degree .

Date:03/03/2019

Contest Name: Make me actually LOL 2 Poetry Contest

Sponsor: Nina Parmenter

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Things To Screw

Screw the status quo.
Screw the sheep.
Screw the people that are telling you what to be.

This is your life and you only get one,
embrace it before it is done. 

Screw the clock, he is no friend of mine,
I spit on his face for robbing me blind.

A big "screw you" to all the liars and cheaters out there.
Karma is coming for you, so better beware.

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Antidepressant

My savior takes form of a tablet that I swallow each day.
She keeps me comfortably numb and my despondency at bay.

Hail Mary full of grace, if grace comes in a pill.
Blessed be the womb to the mother of psychosis,
may my neurons bend to her will.

Who says happiness can’t be bought? 
Because it certainly can be sold.
For sell at your local pharmacy,
discarding sorrow 

Glory be to Prozac, hallowed be they name.
Take this melancholy away from me,
so I can acquire peace once again.

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Mardi Gras Haiku

What is Fat Tuesday?
To disgorge your wicked ways, 
be impish and play.