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Zines Poems - Poems about Zines


Premium MemberPoetry Soup 101

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First make your base using all the pages 
of your poetry submissions.

Simmer 20 years or so 
or until your first acceptance. 

Add the vowels one at a time
(and maybe Y but prob'ly not).

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Categories: zines, angst, silly,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberThe Joyous Bard Lives

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Dancing with a sumptuous flask of wine,
His poems, not even printed in weak zines!

You can watch him scale Soup’s walls,
As he looks down upon us, one and all!

Sarcasm disguised as ...
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Categories: zines, fantasy, fun, humor, poetry,
Form: Couplet



Premium MemberMathematics To Math To Ma To M

...Mathematics has been shortened to math.
Magazines are now Zines.
In fifty more years will math be ma?
Will Zines be Zi?
How will we pronounce Zi?
With our without a long I sound?...
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Categories: zines, america,
Form: Free verse

The Reign of Stormy Daniels

...alternately titled: breast damned fallacy hi-jinxed!

In her “60 Minutes” interview aired
Sunday (March 26th, 2018),
the **** star known within red district
as Stormy Daniels bared
her "naked l...
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Categories: zines, 12th grade, adventure, girlfriend,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things