Zantac Poems - Poems about Zantac

...Easy Elimination of Stupid People By Elton Camp (Note: All these are paraphrases of actual product warnings) For meeting this goal, the best way to go about Just remove warning labels, let it so......Read the rest...

...Seems each time I visit my doc he recommends more pills for my health! I'm not sure they're effective but this I know, they're depletin' my wealth! And with all the side effects, I'm really con......Read the rest...

...PEPTO BISMOL said to her friend, "MLANTA's coming over, what should I serve?" Her friend replied, "Perhaps your ANTACID would like a PRILOZEC salad, if she has ZANTAC of her TUMS. If she's not h......Read the rest...