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Zantac Poems - Poems about Zantac


Easy Elimination of Stupid People
...Easy Elimination of Stupid People By Elton Camp (Note: All these are paraphrases of actual product warnings) For meeting this goal, the best way to go about Just remove warning labels, let it so......

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Categories: zantac, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Doc, These Pills Are Killin' Me
...Seems each time I visit my doc he recommends more pills for my health! I'm not sure they're effective but this I know, they're depletin' my wealth! And with all the side effects, I'm really con......

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Categories: zantac, funny,
Form: Couplet



Stomach Flew
...PEPTO BISMOL said to her friend, "MLANTA's coming over, what should I serve?" Her friend replied, "Perhaps your ANTACID would like a PRILOZEC salad, if she has ZANTAC of her TUMS. If she's not h......

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Categories: zantac, funny, health, imagination
Form: Narrative

Book: Reflection on the Important Things