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Wiseass Poems - Poems about Wiseass


Higgins

...Higgins was the worst Math teacher,
and that year I was his worse student.

Higgins had loose blubbery lips.
When he taught long division or algebra
his words were full of spit
and phlegm.

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Categories: wiseass, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Tear It Apart

...Go on break its heart, don't be shy, ask it why
was it said in that way and not another?
Or maybe why the hell you even said that anyway?
A poem enters a boxing ring
gets beaten up, yet in the en...
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Categories: wiseass, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Off the Beaten Track

...A plethora of attention
focused on twentieth anniversary
regarding terrorist attacks
upon American soil nine eleven
two thousand and one,
thus Schwenksville poet
opted for his best métier write...
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Categories: wiseass, 12th grade, adventure, courage,
Form: Rhyme

Authenticated Addressed Partial Letter Circa 1970 Part Two

...He ranked as de facto semiprecious,
tremulous and unanimous scapegoat
bullied by a bumptious, callous,
disputatious hippopotamus of a brat
infamous bruiser later in his life to become
forty fift...
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Categories: wiseass, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Epic

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry