Wirral Poems - Poems about Wirral

...Cyril is a squirrel that comes from the Wirral, he looks cute and furry but he's gone a bit feral, Cyril dislikes foreign squirrels, won't hear no ifs or buts, he says the tide of squirrelgra......Read the rest...

...The Man from the Wirral A gluttonous old man from the Wirral, Was partial to eating cold Squirrel. He thought of the flavour divine, Washed down with vintage Oak Wine. Such a greedy old man ......Read the rest...

...Black Pearl Pirate Ship versus Hurricane Bertha August 9th 2014. Liverpool was a mighty port New Brighton stood by Perch Rock Fort The Black Pearl sat on Wirral sands and stone And against Hur......Read the rest...

...Like many merchant vessels That sailed from our Mersey shore This sturdy piece of timber Can hold its own in tales of yore A dried up piece of flotsam Washed up on Wirral banks Was dutifully ......Read the rest...

...On the naming of a child Certain protocols should be followed by the registrar Protocol one If the chosen name is Rainbow or Honey dew Then firstly the parents should be slapped And given a ......Read the rest...