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Wirral Poems - Poems about Wirral


The Saga of Suzanne the Snowflake and Cyril the Racist Ware Squirrel Part 1
...Cyril is a squirrel that comes from the Wirral, he looks cute and furry but he's gone a bit feral, Cyril dislikes foreign squirrels, won't hear no ifs or buts, he says the tide of squirrelgra......

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Categories: wirral, allegory, animal, irony, political,
Form: Light Verse
The Man From the Wirral
...The Man from the Wirral A gluttonous old man from the Wirral, Was partial to eating cold Squirrel. He thought of the flavour divine, Washed down with vintage Oak Wine. Such a greedy old man ......

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Categories: wirral, character, food, funny, nonsense,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Black Pearl Pirate Ship Versus Hurricane Bertha
...Black Pearl Pirate Ship versus Hurricane Bertha August 9th 2014. Liverpool was a mighty port New Brighton stood by Perch Rock Fort The Black Pearl sat on Wirral sands and stone And against Hur......

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Categories: wirral, adventure, boat, children, community,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Black Pearl Poem - Booty Returned
...Like many merchant vessels That sailed from our Mersey shore This sturdy piece of timber Can hold its own in tales of yore A dried up piece of flotsam Washed up on Wirral banks Was dutifully ......

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Categories: wirral, adventure, boat, celebration, community,
Form: Ballad
On the Naming of a Child
...On the naming of a child Certain protocols should be followed by the registrar Protocol one If the chosen name is Rainbow or Honey dew Then firstly the parents should be slapped And given a ......

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Categories: wirral, funnyparents, people, child, parents,
Form: Narrative




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