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Weewee Poems - Poems about Weewee

Weewee Poems - Examples of all types of poems about weewee to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for weewee.

The Great Apology

...I am sincerely sorry. I destroyed your Ferrari. I spent all your money On drugs and whiskey And wrong lottery tickets. Those things are wicked. I am sincerely sorry. I lied unendingly to you......Read the rest...

Categories: weewee, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Desert Eyes

...I wandered the desert in awe of all the wonders I saw. But when I stopped to pee, who was watching me? (I’m quite sure I heard a guffaw). Cameras everywhere, eyes in the sky, Border Patrol, D......Read the rest...

Categories: weewee, silly,
Form: Limerick