Badger was gung-ho about being up in a hot air balloon.
What does he know? Asked skunk. He is a big buffoon!
But I wanted to go too, and porcupine was ready.
I am going I said to my sour skunk friend, Freddy.
Freddy is my bestie, but he can be silly some days.
He said “you are not going without me. I will bring my glaze.”
His glaze is his specialty; it is tasty on toast and such.
Glad you are coming, I told him. I would miss you so much!
Perry the porcupine weaseled his way into the balloon too.
I tried to discourage him until I saw he had brought beef stew.
So we all jumped in the balloon with a picnic for twenty-seven.
We had a fine day traveling upwards toward heaven!
Categories:
weaseled, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
A corrupt system we live in
Those bullets
Deserved to hit him
Popped him in his chin
Aint no lottery
But he hit the win
Lying and deceiving
He weaseled his way
Into hell that evening
What was his meaning
why did he leave those kids screaming
Categories:
weaseled, change, child, children, community,
Form: Rhyme
A morning walk, a muggy day,
A little warm for not-yet-May;
The country air both fresh and still -
A pleasant outing, right? Until...
The gnats attacked, around my face
And soon they weaseled everyplace -
Into my ears, beneath my hat,
Along my scalp - I squashed some flat...
But every squished one brought ten more,
Which kept arriving by the score.
I waved my hands, I fanned my cap
Yet nothing worked except a slap.
Some pests are worse for these don't bite
Or sting or keep you up at night
But barring that, I'll bet that stats
Would prove that gnats can drive you bats!
Categories:
weaseled, insect,
Form: Rhyme