Watchdog
Bill Clinton still wistfully rants
That tarts hustled into his pants.
But with Hillary’s loss
She’s on guard as his boss,
Denying Bill’s floozies the chance.
September 14, 2017
Name Dropper Limerick Poetry Contest
Kevin Shaw, Sponsor
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Categories:
watchdog, humor,
Form: Limerick
Wolves Sheep and a Watchdog
We are certainly living in difficult times. But poetry will cope with it I am sure.
Wolves, sheep and a watchdog
By Stanley Russell Harris
The new mad author
The sheep are bleating.
They wander here and there.
They have nowhere to go.
Did I not tell you so?
The safety of his flock.
Is the watchdog’s first indent.
Yet
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Categories:
watchdog, america, care, confusion, courage,
Form: I do not know?
My Watchdog
One night he definitely crossed the line,
tip toeing 'round thinking everything was fine,
dog suddenly aware,
caught burglar by tail,
taking a big juicy bite out of crime.
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Categories:
watchdog, dog, humor,
Form: Limerick
Watchdog
hackles rising fast
who is at the door today
Did he beat her once
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Categories:
watchdog, dog,
Form: Haiku
The Watchdog
I have seen them
strutting like cockerels on podiums
sweating like pigs in their ill-fitting suits
words bubbling out of their snake forked tongues
-democracy!- development!- unity!
I have seen them
lock themselves up in their posh grave tomblike cars,
is it to avoid the dust of the potholed roads
or the sight of poverty ridden comrades
who crawl along the streets like sprayed
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Categories:
watchdog, social,
Form: Narrative
Is the Watchdog Asleep
Is the Watchdog Asleep?
By Elton Camp
According to what we have been told
To Medicare a bill of goods has sold
Fraudulent billings too often take place
To steal our tax money is a disgrace
Some medical providers have speeded
To charge for procedures not needed
Or to submit charges for tests not done
Because cheating Uncle Sam is such fun
Some equipment that
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Categories:
watchdog, health,
Form: Rhyme
Lethargic Watchdog
Watchdog always sleeps
Doesn’t answer door; He’s a
Lethargic watchdog
Russell Sivey
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Categories:
watchdog, animals, funny, life,
Form: Haiku