Vernix Poems - Poems about Vernix

...January 13th 2024 - Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958. date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix. date of expiration:? January i, emi......Read the rest...

...Happy Lxiv birthday Matthew Scott Harris date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958. date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix. date of expiration:? January i, eminem. A gangly, meas......Read the rest...

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...Yours truly an aging baby boomer long haired pencil necked geek trademark disheveled characteristics whipsawed ever faster around sun. He (best buddy and alter ego of mine) snapped, popped, a......Read the rest...

...You wore your vernix like a crown on a budding successor Head held up high and then there was an almighty scream I cut the chord and crowned the royal moment with a kiss The inauguration of......Read the rest...

...Yours truly snapped, popped, and cracked his crown out cervix (I'll spare ye the bloody graphics), whence obstetrician able, eager, and ready underscored with italics to pass (think football) ......Read the rest...

...A cupola shin, prickly dick creed, hoary testes tossed, master baiting ova all eel trades crossed the fecund Rubicon and ejaculated olly olly oxen yawping, in utero seminal raids with phall......Read the rest...

...Too Much Fuss Over a Baby By Elton Camp The royal cervix will open wide Out a prince or princess will slide Red, wrinkled, ugly as hell Nobody dares the truth tell The royal vernix on royal skin ......Read the rest...