Vacs Poems | Examples


Ten

I hate my door,
I hate a knock...
Cause lately...
All I get is shock

This time it was ten,
Eager vacuum salesmen,
With ready pen...
Each bi-focalled
Painted on smile...
Always ready
To go the extra mile...
Another sales commission,
Delivering stuff,
Without permission

Be at the next company
Before they caught on,
Smiling proud,
Bigger commissions
Where he'd gone...

Now I was in no mood
For vacs, or knocks,
Or demonstrations,
Or heart felt sales remonstrations....

I opened it up,
Baseball bat in hand...
How many would one swing
Send into the stand?

Ten nervous giggles,
Ten vacs held up in defense...
Doesn't matter....Ten
"Over the fence!"
Categories: vacs, adventure, funny, parody, satire,
Form: Burlesque

Tom's Semi-Annual Clearance Event!!!

Come One!!!  Come Alll!!!!
See the unbeievable!!!
It's Tom's Semi-Annual Clearance Event!!!!
No, I'm not selling cars...
I'm not selling furniture....
I'm tossing all the junk I usually just look at and sigh!!!
Garbage, all sorts Of dreck-a-brick!!!
Hurry, best seats go first!!!!
Call Ticketron for Imfo.....(800) tom-bullst!!
First 500 callers get a promotional visit from our beloved Billy Mays!!!!!
So Act Now!!!!
Don't be left out!!!
Promotional surgical masks provided by Deluxe Vacs...
Remember, "If it's a Deluxe, It Really Sucks!!"

Co-writer, cousin "Duke", (Peter Pitrelli)...responsible for the kick-line, oopppsss, 
I meant punch-lime....(Duh.!!.. , dis iz watt haponds wehn uoy takie Karat-ee two 
long.....)
Categories: vacs, adventure, animals, business, confusion,
Form: Burlesque


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