Santa vaca, holy cow
In udder disbelief
This thread has reached a tipping point
No really, what's your beef?
The cattle never get your tongue
The butcher might get theirs
But grab a bull not by the horns
Last grief come to your heirs
Yes, he might quickly steer you home
A home for you, arrange
By all means, stand your ground, Chuck
‘Cuz heifer thing's at steak
Categories:
vaca, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Guidance of God Without Fail
Have guidance of God without fail,
And on head we always hit the nail;
A great loss,
On the cross;
Song we sang will be in right scale.
Jim Horn
Diego Cuerno de Vaca
Categories:
vaca, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Pandita Es Seniorita Muy Bonita
Pandita es seniorita muy bonita,
Y ella viva en un gran hacienda;
Adore,
More and more;
Con tenía una hermosa sonrisa.
Diego Cuerno de Vaca
Categories:
vaca, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Final Result To Consult
When you retire from service final result,
You will be the one who with they consult,
When to know,
Which way to go,
So that In the end, no one is ever insulted.
For our great poet Mr. Bateman Mein herr.
Diego Cuerno De Vaca
Categories:
vaca, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Sic Semper Trumpus
Sic Semper Trumpus;
Asi' son las maneras
De toda vida.
Diego Cuerno de Vaca
Categories:
vaca, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Shell Dropped
Shell dropped was part of a bomb
And guess what about my mom
James is my first name
And from Horn family I came
My middle name is Tom(as).
James Thomas Horn
Diego Cuerno de Vaca.
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx
Categories:
vaca, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Locked Me Out
His distress did seem to be so dire
And as it was about to expire
My bills had climbed higher and higher
Responsible politician no longer desire.
From computer I could not break away
So still wrote poems both night and day
Until I ascertained what it was all about
From house again, wife had locked me out.
Locking, good looking along with licking
Which finger with should you be picking
When after eternity all of it had withstood
They decided it was finger licking good.
Diego Cuerno de Vaca
Categories:
vaca, humorous,
Form: Couplet