Umbilical Hernia Poems | Examples


Oh, You Don'T Know...Part 3

The other fun things I love having include:Heart Failure, skin infections, painful 
umbilical hernia,heat stroke, gastritous, anemia, anxiety, high blood pressure,
dental pain unreal!, chronic nausea...and a few others to boot...I have been in 
every hospital on Long Island, all the ambulance crews and cops know me, I am 
now repeating that accomplishment here, with Vassar, Saint Francis having me 
for many multiple visits....I have "shrinks", nurses, counselors here every week, 
as well as case managers, etc.  I have spent days at social security and other 
places, with cat scans, dog scans, x-rays, Y-rays, Purple haze, Billy Mays, 
scanned with an etch-a -sketch, soon I'll fetch...mammograms, head scans (they 
found nothing), sun tans, marching bands, clapping hands, taxi stands, proded 
glands, IQ plans, no-man lands, soda cans, clinic lands, and much more, what 
ever they can...z.  My meds come next, but such a long list, I need a rest....so take 
a break, I've yet to begin to jest...
Categories: umbilical hernia, adventure, funny, health, natural
Form: Bio

Cretinism

The head and face broad and flat,
The eyes set wide apart,
The body-growth stunted,
The tongue protruded,

With squeaky voice,
The child is not wise.
The skin thick, dry and coarse,
The hair rough, sparse and coarse.

The thickened neck small and short,
With supraclavicular pads of fat.
The bulging tummy resembles a pot,
And umbilical hernia resembles a spout.
Categories: umbilical hernia, childhood, education, family, health,
Form: I do not know?


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