An Auld Scottish Matelot On Lockdown In Malta
...An Auld Scottish Matelot on Lockdown in Malta
The Maltese Government says we are not to go oot
A mere doddle to us auld yins who have been aboot
Cod War, Falklands, Gulf War and more
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Categories:
uckers, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Shatner the Scofflaw
...Full engines ahead
strap on the boots
Captain Kirk on the microphone
rudeboy knows how to dress in the fine-(butt) suits
He's got a fine tan shirt
with an emblem on the chest
Captain of the ...
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Categories:
uckers, nostalgia, parody, science, song-space,
Form: Ballad