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Two A Penny
Two A Penny Poems - Poems about Two A Penny
Platinum Icons
...Platinum Icons Their tale to tell is much the same with looks that helped their claim to fame Blonde and curvy, they got the jobs In films and shows they flaunted their gobs Deep, husky voic......
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Rose Johnson
Categories:
two a penny,
funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Two a Penny
...A doctor with enormous breasts used put male colleagues to the test. When leaning in to operate, they really could not concentrate. When on the ward round in a group, a breast would end up in ......
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Jean Murray
Categories:
two a penny,
appreciation, beauty, body, caregiving,
Form:
Verse
Chinwag Pies
...Chinwag Pies A crowd gathers Where the poor run wild, Relentlessly taunting An innocent child, Scathing, scalding Thieving eyes, Scrimping, scraping Chinwag pies. Two a penny F......
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Robert Horton
Categories:
two a penny,
poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
No Pain No Gain, Crikey, Danger Mouse
...Alice plummets down the hole, a fallin’ to no end, She mumbles to herself these words, for she’s without a friend: >>Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do bats eat cats?<< Words which cycle th......
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Ken Crawford
Categories:
two a penny,
body, health, humor, hurt,
Form:
Burlesque
More Than One
...Quizmasters often test mentalities, by asking folks to name pluralities, of things of many different sorts. Like, soldiers might be called 'cohorts'. There are 'flights' of geese and je......
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Red Omara
Categories:
two a penny,
football, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Another Time, Another Place
...The clock on the wall doesn’t chime anymore, But its dust dances long into the night. No-one stares at the hands of time more than once, And lives to tell the tale. I saw a reflection in the mi......
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Rob Meader
Categories:
two a penny,
confusion, faith, hope, lost
Form:
I do not know?
Knot
...Dexterity, the fluid ease of two-a-penny vamps, Their fingers locked as vices, seize the stomach cramps, Abruptly tug and lobster squeeze the strands of flesh inside, Felled down upon the scabrous......
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Tony Bush
Categories:
two a penny,
allegory, angst, death, life,
Form:
Verse