Two a Penny

A doctor with enormous breasts
used put male colleagues to the test.
When leaning in to operate,
they really could not concentrate.

When on the ward round in a group,
a breast would end up in the crook
of a male doctor's arm close by.
Make him blush if he was shy.

She herself was oblivious to all.
Especially when she was on call.
Her supply of scrub sizes limited.
Forced her to be uninhibited.

She found her calling on Maternity.
A female finding her fraternity.
Just a breast among the many
engorged boobs, two a penny.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Breedt Avatar
November 20, 2016 at 2:12 AM
Youre a hoot. So who is this doctor? Photo please. Oh mamma the doctor with mammaries
Murray Avatar
November 20, 2016 at 3:32 AM
She is a truly beautiful lady from Pakistan. With a husband and two sons. Sorry Jannie, you are out of luck today.
Flats Avatar
November 16, 2016 at 8:08 AM
Read this yesterday, took me till now to stop giggling! Now it has started again...thanks! ~ j
Murray Avatar
November 16, 2016 at 9:03 AM
Great minds think alike. I'm giggling at your giggles.
Andresen Avatar
November 15, 2016 at 1:28 PM
- I hope they are of real quality ... not "plastic fantastic" :) - A fun poem, Jean :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Murray Avatar
November 15, 2016 at 2:02 PM
They're real alright Anne-Lise.
Vaso Avatar
November 15, 2016 at 8:37 AM
LOL my morning smile, great write!
Murray Avatar
November 15, 2016 at 1:16 PM
I have just finished a four day stint on Post Natal Arthur.All that breast milk must have gone to my head.
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