Two a Penny

A doctor with enormous breasts
used put male colleagues to the test.
When leaning in to operate,
they really could not concentrate.

When on the ward round in a group,
a breast would end up in the crook
of a male doctor's arm close by.
Make him blush if he was shy.

She herself was oblivious to all.
Especially when she was on call.
Her supply of scrub sizes limited.
Forced her to be uninhibited.

She found her calling on Maternity.
A female finding her fraternity.
Just a breast among the many
engorged boobs, two a penny.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 11/20/2016 2:12:00 AM
Youre a hoot. So who is this doctor? Photo please. Oh mamma the doctor with mammaries
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Jean Murray
Date: 11/20/2016 3:32:00 AM
She is a truly beautiful lady from Pakistan. With a husband and two sons. Sorry Jannie, you are out of luck today.
Date: 11/16/2016 8:08:00 AM
Read this yesterday, took me till now to stop giggling! Now it has started again...thanks! ~ j
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Date: 11/16/2016 9:03:00 AM
Great minds think alike. I'm giggling at your giggles.
Date: 11/15/2016 1:28:00 PM
- I hope they are of real quality ... not "plastic fantastic" :) - A fun poem, Jean :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 11/15/2016 2:02:00 PM
They're real alright Anne-Lise.
Date: 11/15/2016 8:37:00 AM
LOL my morning smile, great write!
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Jean Murray
Date: 11/15/2016 1:16:00 PM
I have just finished a four day stint on Post Natal Arthur.All that breast milk must have gone to my head.
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