The drip is connected to my right arm
It works, as they say, just like a charm
I'm delirious with joy, must be morphine
Here comes the best nurse you've ever seen
My knee was connected to my thigh, they say
My back once connected to my spine, but nay
No more, they're disjointed now, I feel good
My legs, if I have any, are sticks of wood
The bedpan gives chills up and down my skin
Turn my head , let loose, it feels like a sin
Reruns on TV, watch the news ten times
No peace in the world, nothing but crimes
My ankles are swollen, I got a new cast
When can I get out, I'm having a blast (not)
The food is amazing, the soup is split pee
I call the grim reaper, " come rescue me"
Pressing the button, does this even work
Singing loud to a chorus, I wish I could twirk
I'm so gonna sleep now, have the wildest dreams
'bout my skeleton dancing alone with moonbeams
My stay on the fifth floor is finally done
Wheel me outside, I need to sit in the sun
Only one final thing is left here to say:
My much kneeded vacation, wasted away
Categories:
twirk, fun, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
It's so much fun,
When the night's just begun;
Giggles and gossip among friends.
But the more we drink,
The manlier we think;
And that's when the trouble begins.
Hey! Bartender,
Could I get two fingers
Of tequila for each of us here.
And if that ain't enough,
Since we think we're so tough;
We'll all have a shot and beer.
We bump and we grind,
And twirk our behinds;
Then up on the tables to dance.
Usually laid back,
Now WATCH OUT JACK;
Our wild side alcohol enhanced.
We burp and we fart,
And dare to throw darts;
We don't even suck in our gutt.
We were doing so well,
Then all went to hell;
When a dart hit the bouncer's butt.
He started for us,
Not expecting much fuss;
But feeling no pain we avail.
We beat him down,
Ordered another round;
And as usual end up in jail.
Contest: 15
Sponsor: Casarah Nance
Categories:
twirk, funny, silly,
Form: Rhyme