A Girls Night Out
It's so much fun,
When the night's just begun;
Giggles and gossip among friends.
But the more we drink,
The manlier we think;
And that's when the trouble begins.
Hey! Bartender,
Could I get two fingers
Of tequila for each of us here.
And if that ain't enough,
Since we think we're so tough;
We'll all have a shot and beer.
We bump and we grind,
And twirk our behinds;
Then up on the tables to dance.
Usually laid back,
Now WATCH OUT JACK;
Our wild side alcohol enhanced.
We burp and we fart,
And dare to throw darts;
We don't even suck in our gutt.
We were doing so well,
Then all went to hell;
When a dart hit the bouncer's butt.
He started for us,
Not expecting much fuss;
But feeling no pain we avail.
We beat him down,
Ordered another round;
And as usual end up in jail.
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Copyright © Arlene Smith | Year Posted 2014
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