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A Bi7c4es Eyes

The Old me went,
Just disappeared ,
For a time I found it weird ,
But 3 years on,
And now I see,
This bi7c4 will stay .
She killed old me .

And she dont care, and rarely cries ,
I now see through this b@#hes eyes.

I see most people are dumb or rude ,
Or nasty , crass and very crude .

I see I don't really like much folk ,
I find them twats or just a joke .

I see id rather be alone, 
No one to complain no one to moan ,

I see the world through open eyes ,
And most people I now despise ,
But judge me not ,youd sympathise , if you saw through this bi7c4es eyes
Categories: twats, emotions,
Form: Rhyme

Rise and Shine Sport

Rise and Shine Sport,
Trucks and cars everywhere
All cars have their share
On never ending roads
Filled with heavy loads
So roads need support

Rise and shine sport,
Drivers with selfish greed
Drivers who cannot read
The rules of the book.
My mother is the rook
The twats are other sorts

Rise and shine sport,
The clock is ticking.
Better keep driving
Until time runs out,
Her boss runs her mouth
And files her report

Rise and shine sport,
My heart pounds and pounds
Like a merry go round
Eyes on a ring road
Or stitches would be shown
Might as well find the airport
Categories: twats, car, time, travel,
Form: Free verse


Premium MemberA Gift You Are Holding

Watching t.v. makes me laugh sometimes
The things people said
"What do you expect for $ 26 a month?"
about a house in some countries 
- a room actually
Yeah what do you expect?
The way he said it was actually funny
I like to laugh at people
Not laughing at them
But with them
There is a difference
I do laugh at them too
I am not a saint
"You get what you pay for
You know?"
Here he goes again
Some people are just too funny
I can't help it
"It's like a hotel" he said
"Private" - too funny
And another one goes
"life is never perfect"
Yeah you learn so much by watching t.v.
and everything else too
What did you learn?
I learn that life can be funny
with all the twits and twats
with all the geese and goose
with all the goosebumps and bags of chips
It's worth living
It's worth taking
Hold it with open arms
What is it that you are holding?
A gift - my friend - a gift
Categories: twats, faith,
Form: Free verse

What Can I Say

In our dominion there's a difference in opinions. 
At the end of the day we're all their minions. 
They make millions upon millions taxing civalians. 
Where's the resiliance, we remain so dilligent. 
Who's better served you or the imagrants? 
Shame... Knew ya'd say that. 
Look why they came, can ya blame them for that. 
If it were u, you'd do the same and i know that for a fact. 
I hear some say "yeah but they black". 
Twats! 
And that's offending the fish! 
Sorry but that's one thing that really busts me up. 
God forbid the day a white man isn't judged by the way he conducts himself. 
I'm not sayin it for the good of my health. 
And no use tip toeing around with ultimate stealth. 
It must be discussed to rid the discust i find and trust, 
we on the cusp of humanity re-defined. 
Ya can't hide behind the jokes anymore.
because we are well educated and we're reversing the score. 
Most people laugh and don't know what for. 
Its an inbuilt reaction that's coming forth.
Categories: twats, passion, philosophy, day,
Form: Lyric
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