Turpin Poems - Poems about Turpin

...I need a helping hand Sorry, Mr Turpin, you won't be suitable.......Read the rest...

...I'm all swirled up whilst sat so still Bothered by blusters of half formed thoughts Tumultuous and treading carefully With myself Who I vowed to be kind to Maybe adrenaline courses about Atta......Read the rest...

...Welcome to the Hogs head The local ye olde pub The ale tastes like urine And there's maggots In the grub. There's straw on the floor A pee bucket by the door And rats scurry in groups of ten or mor......Read the rest...

...Affleck, Bailey, Banneker, Bernanke, Big, Blue, Button, Crenshaw, Disraeli, Dover, Folds, Franklin, Gazzara, Goodman, Graham, Harper, Harrison, Hogan, Kingsley, Johnson, Kweller, Netanyahu......Read the rest...