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Turpin Poems - Poems about Turpin

Too Handy

...I need a helping hand Sorry, Mr Turpin, you won't be suitable.......

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Categories: turpin, 10th grade,
Form: Monoku

Ye Olde Hogs Head

...Welcome to the Hogs head The local ye olde pub The ale tastes like urine And there's maggots In the grub. There's straw on the floor A pee bucket by the door And rats scurry in groups of ten or mor......

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Categories: turpin, baptism, drink, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Free verse

It's All About the Benjamins

...Affleck, Bailey, Banneker, Bernanke, Big, Blue, Button, Crenshaw, Disraeli, Dover, Folds, Franklin, Gazzara, Goodman, Graham, Harper, Harrison, Hogan, Kingsley, Johnson, Kweller, Netanyahu......

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Categories: turpin, funny
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry