Too Handy
...I need a helping hand Sorry, Mr Turpin, you won't be suitable....
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Categories:
turpin, 10th grade,
Form: Monoku
Ye Olde Hogs Head
...Welcome to the Hogs head
The local ye olde pub
The ale tastes like urine
And there's maggots
In the grub.
There's straw on the floor
A pee bucket by the door
And rats scurry in groups of ten or mor...
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Categories:
turpin, baptism, drink, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
It's All About the Benjamins
...Affleck, Bailey, Banneker, Bernanke, Big, Blue,
Button, Crenshaw, Disraeli, Dover, Folds, Franklin,
Gazzara, Goodman, Graham, Harper, Harrison, Hogan,
Kingsley, Johnson, Kweller, Netanyahu...
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Categories:
turpin, funny
Form: Free verse