Trumpety Poems - Poems about Trumpety

...I came to thee by the Rumbum tree, when you were the height of the grasshopper's knee, Came a trumping sounded as a fruit fell free, landing with a splat, rumbumbly bee! Well you could not beli......Read the rest...

...Pro-Xi the Showman has a jolly roger soul With a corncrack pipe and a Vuitton clothes and two eyes made from Sheol Pro-XiPing the showman is a hairy fail they say He was made of nose but the ch......Read the rest...

...Donald J. Trump gave the market a bump "My financial smarts made all the stocks jump!" Then he bet on the Wall Let the government stall Now this chump's made the market go thump! ......Read the rest...

...ATTENTION READERS: In the interests of full disclosure, our recent sightings of Humpty-Dumpty were reported on social media. In addition, the most reliable eyewitness happened to be an illegal alien......Read the rest...