we love our texans like we love are mom,
go jj watt you the bomb,
we like watching football with a beer in our hand,
we will do anything to defend our texas land
Categories:
texans, football,
Form: Rhyme
Are Texans Americans
Texas is a peculiar country – I avoid saying state-
very proud of their country and polite, gladly
show you around and invite you barbeque and
lone-star-beer. It is only when it comes to religion
and their belief in a vengeful God…an eye for an
eye, you realize they are aliens closely related to
fanatical Muslims whose belief also is inflexible.
The Texans are infused by western cowboy myth,
the Ok, coral and the lone ranger who comes along
and with his guns create law and order.
Their governor must prove himself by not pardoning
a convicted killer unless people will see him as soft
on crime….The sheriff rules ok. Next time you go to
Texas extol, their uniqueness and enjoy their extra
big burgers with hot Mexican sauce.
Categories:
texans, parody, , western,
Form: Blank verse
You see the thing about us is
There's a common misconception
We're all "howdy do"
Glued to boots
Havin' shotgun weddins
A hillybily buncha brutes
Friday nights are meant for wrestlin'
If that's what you heard, partner
You got the wrong message
When ya'll are takin pills
for the pain as you get older
We're polishing our pistols
Countin' ammo in our holster
It's just another day
We call it going soldier
Some might say we're reckless
Like we're wearing a noose
Around our neck with a death wish
We call it putting on our shoes
While we beat the sun up before breakfast
And you gotta admit, that's impressive
We don't think of it that much
We just call it being Texans
Categories:
texans, cowboy-western,
Form: Rhyme
They came in from the dusty trail
Looking for the one so frail,
They vie for her attention,
Hoping they will be the one.
But the problem I mention,
There could be, only one.
Face to face at dusk,
They know that they must.
There talents they must trust.
For she will not have just anyone,
He has to be the right one.
Ravishing that she is,
Dazzling to say the least,
For when you see her,
Heart rates increased.
Her charm seducing,
Lips waiting to be kissed,
Sublime and alluring,
She could never be missed.
These two Texans in hot pursuit,
Now wondering which one could outshoot.
But maybe, just maybe this test,
Would soon be put to rest.
For now there is a third,
Who’s words are not slurred,
He knows he is the best,
So no use for a test.
And now she knows,
Which one will reach the crest.
Categories:
texans, adventure, cowboy-western, girlfriend-boyfriend, love,
Form: I do not know?