Oh okay, you’re colorful
And I like that thing you’re doing with your wings
Mmmm yeah, fluff those feathers
Do that hopping thing again
I liked that
Hold up, wait, what’s this?
This fella over here brought me a bottle cap?
You are OUT, hoppy boi
There is a new alpha-male in my life
Hey BottleCap boi,
How loud can you squawk?
Hmm not bad, not bad
I’ve heard louder
So do you have other gifts for me, or…
Just the bottle cap?
Just the bottle cap, then.
Well...I think...maybe….
You take your worthless bottle cap
And get the HELL out of my tree!
You know what, I’m keeping the bottle cap!
If you can’t handle me when I’m territorially aggressive
Then you don’t deserve me when I’m nesting, am I right?
It’s fine, really
I’ve got plenty more breeding seasons
And I’ve practically got a flock of idiots
Who bring me worms on the daily,
As if that would ever convince me to mate with them.
Ugh, Male specimens are such trash.
3/6/2021
Biting Satire Contest
Sponsor: Edward Ibeh
Categories:
territorially, love, men, perspective, power,
Form: Dramatic Monologue