Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no5 final jive
Still hope we can cope
With the nope
Don’t give a damn plan
From that Tandoori tan
Obscene Tangerine dope
Jackanory Mandarin Man
That trope..like to be Pope
Go out on a limb..got the vim..scope
To make him of the grim...dim..whim..mope
Just give Mr Grope enough Rope
Opined women..a frump
If they mind.. some bump & grind
Half inching while pinching their rump
The darkness descends
Besotted
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Categories:
tandoori, community, power,
Form: I do not know?
Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no4
Cohorts of suits distort
Court the last resort
Damnation of immigration
Onslaught in cahoots cavort
Pander to propaganda slander
Escort darker fraught faces
From other races caught
To starker places.. shunted
Hunted like a sort of sport
History debunked
“Before” skunked & kerplunked
Lore of Yore junked
Fossil fuel full sumps
Well More is More
Trees flump become clumps
Of gnarly snarly stumps
Petrol pumps pour
Sheriffs thumps any grumps
Tariffs
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Categories:
tandoori, society,
Form: I do not know?
Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no3
Don't give a jot or
A sod this lot
On your tod..just nod
Seedier greedier leaders
Stun..Shun the Needier
Not just down trodden
Sodden...run roughshod
Beseech each of those clowns..down
In the dumps chumps who chose
Plumps for stealthy
Leeches who teaches
Fools at our schools
Only the wealthy can stay healthy
No education for the nation
Eschews..abuses media issues..then sues
Argy bargy - sarky malarkey ensues
Bemuses
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Categories:
tandoori, society,
Form: I do not know?
Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no2
Satsuma Tumour
Sense of Humour?
That Groomer Rumour
Cometh the Hour
Cometh the TAN!
People Power Glower should Flower
Grassy brassy knolls
But proles at the polls
Sold their Souls
To joust like Faust
Ignore Marcel Proust
Cower before the Ivory Tower
Odd bod elite’s law
Tweets of Sod and God
No Enlightening
Repeats the prism
Or algorithm beats
Every criticism schism
“Ism”..a frightening..lightning rod
Pot..black..kettle knack
Debauched cheats pedal to the
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Categories:
tandoori, political,
Form: I do not know?
Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no1
Tandoori or Tangerine Tan?
Mister rich lister Blister
Sinister Mandarin Minister
Sin..Spin & Chagrin Talisman
Jaundice scrotum prejudice totem
Prime time Pantomime
Podium pandemonium
Needs Imodium...clearly feeds Opprobrium
As this git dearly did his bit
No boom just bust
To ensure the sh*t really hit the fan
Just one more time!
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Categories:
tandoori, political, society,
Form: I do not know?
Tangerine or Tandoori Tan Man - full version
Tandoori or Tangerine Tan?
Mister rich lister Blister
Sinister Mandarin Minister
Sin..Spin & Chagrin Talisman
Jaundice scrotum prejudice totem
Podium pandemonium
Needs Imodium...feeds Opprobrium
As this git did his bit
To ensure the sh*t hit the fan
Satsuma Tumour
Sense of Humour?
That Groomer Rumour
Cometh the Hour
Cometh the TAN
People Power Glower should Flower
But proles at the polls sold their Souls
To joust like Faust
Ignore
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Categories:
tandoori, education, political, society,
Form: Free verse
Tandoori Chicken
Tandoori Chicken
Smell of mirch and masala, a spicy sensation
Mirch and masala are the ingredients. Mirch mean chllie. Masala is a range of spices.
For Andrea Dietrich
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Categories:
tandoori, food,
Form: Verse