He's never around when his wife
needs him and climbing the staircase
leading to the separate bedroom,
he falls and makes a boom;
he didn't expect to get caught,
Susy wakes up screaming a lot.
Lover of wild women,
don't you ever think about
your faithful woman who waits
by the window and cries
a river of tears and showing a frown,
she truly wishes you would hold her
on the coldest night
and end her despair!
Lover of wild women,
you have a beautiful family
and a wife who loves you madly;
oh, give up your adventures for their happiness...
nothing is worth holding on to if it's no win!
Make them your priority and you won't be sorry!
Affairs outside of marriage don't last,
a blind date with a stranger is a mistake;
women who chase after married men
can't find those single guys who'll spoil them...
be wise and turn around, go back home:
they wait for you, they need you there!
Lover of wild women,
don't shrug your shoulders
and think only of your pleasures
while your family gets ignored anyhow.
Can this go on forever? Somehow
it'll cause a sharp pain in your chest,
somehow it'll bleed while you're alone;
can those women give you any comfort?
Categories:
susy, allusion, desire, family, lust,
Form: Lyric
It's a mild October evening for this Halloween,
the witches and leprechauns are plotting their vendetta:
the thunder rumbles and sends all kids sprawling...
after school, they'll sit on the sofa to imitate Jean
who has gained weight and spends hours chilling!
Grandma steps out wrapped in a shawl and calls Laura,
" Come, sweety: I have your favorite candy! "
Do you have one for me? " screams angry Susy.
Wild kids rush into the leaf-covered streets,
they carry huge bags and go on a treat spree...
hoping that someone will give them something:
a Sneaker Bar, or at least a warm greeting;
ah, they'll get mad if someone tosses carrots yelling,
" Eat these, spoiled brats instead of candies
and you won"t have any missing teeth like naughty Paul! "
And running from the angry lady, Kyle is stroke with a ball,
then Spiderman breaks into laughter with Marie!
Categories:
susy, 5th grade, children, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
There was this guy called Jimmy Chong
Lived on the outskirts of Hong kong
Married his first cousin Susy Dong
Her dad said "Jimmy this is wrong."
On their honey moon they went to China
Susy's dad was determined to find her
To put an end to this misery and shame
Jimmy had brought on his family's name.
Well Jimmy had to keep one step ahead
Because old man Dong wanted him dead
He slept with one eye open when in bed
What Dong would do filled him with dread.
Jimmy only married Susy for her money
Didn't love her thought she looked funny
Now all Jimmy needed was her bank pin
When he had that, he would do her in.
At Guang Un Trang a little coastal town
Thats where old Dong tracked them down
He tied up Jimmy bundled him in his car
Drove to the cliffs which wasnt too far.
At the cliff he pushed him over the side
"A great shame you caused me " old Dong cried
"You married young Susy against my wishes
So now you can sleep with the fishes ".
Written on 29th of June 2018.
Categories:
susy, father daughter, funny, murder,
Form: Rhyme
Her company I always splendidly enjoy,
For her natural beauty is something sublime,
And her manner is forever excitingly coy,
Enticing lustful emotion as if it’s no crime.
Her warm, glowing, and captivating eyes
Briefly distract me from her startling bod.
Her upper parts’ ability to inherently arise
Could only be crafted by an artful God.
And below her comely bust and shoulders,
He blessed her with a perfectly tapered waist.
The lady’s cheeks are like a pair of boulders,
Continually and sensually rolling into place.
Her buxomness she flaunts for my pleasure,
So she is forever a vision of my esteem.
Images of her marvelous nakedness I treasure,
And she will reign as the milkmaid of my dream.
Categories:
susy, love, people, romance,
Form: Rhyme