DHJ at 35 Taxi driver...
Had two guys in the back seat plotting to rob him,
so he opened it up to 75mph,
and put it into a shuddering slide,
Reefed on the handbrake, stalled it died,
drew the crank-handle, 4 the attack they tried,
and outed em with the crankhandle below the ear,
and then he robbed them dear,
and left em on the side,
Dont play with johnson its suicide....
Don
my dad enjoyed a stoush....
He was driving a 1948 Ford Mercury flat 8
Categories:
stoush, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Wharf Stoush
Twenty years ago I drove a bus, day or night,
For Brisbane council yes I drove blue Panthers I'm no skite,
To New Farm Wharf I drove a load of passengers, orright,
But one big Wharfie picked on me, and ordered me to fight,
He said I drove a cattle truck, I agreed that he was right,
With seventy people on the bus, the crowd was packed so tight,
They stood and watched and waited, while he and I'd alight,
They'd see the match a blood sport, their favorite delight ,
He came for me a flailing, with arms both swinging, bright,
A straight left flashed to hit his chin, he fell alright,
His hat flew off it left him it sailed on out of sight,
He said “thank you Mr” and walked into the nite.
Shani Fassbender
Contest Name Tell Me a Secret
Categories:
stoush, adventure, me, me,
Form: Monorhyme