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Starching Poems - Poems about Starching


Premium MemberDippity Doo

...Starching my hair with Dippity Doo
It stood up like a figurehead too
It was a contest between me and Lou
To see what strange things our hair could do

Dippity Doo Dippity Doo
I loved you so muc...
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Categories: starching, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberDo Not Annoy Me With Logic Please

...They are sassy, and assertive, and they spin me on my head.
They are marching, and starching.  They will control me ‘til I’m dead.
They are bullying me, and there are a hundred of them strong.
I n...
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Categories: starching, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme



Hitch Hikers On Me

...Now let me see
My Mom told me not to ride that boar hog
But as you will see my brothers and me 
Didn't listen to Mommy
We got on this big old hog and rode him when he got tired he would run
for ...
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Categories: starching, adventure, animal, childhood, insect,
Form: Prose

Waiting For the Apology -

...I regret the anguish that I suffered from the church
No comfort for the questioner no solace for the lost
With rules and hypocrisy engrained in the folds
Of vestments golden -  
I regret the bigo...
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Categories: starching, life
Form: Prose Poetry

Book: Reflection on the Important Things