Squeegees Poems | Examples

Schmoe For the Gizzmo

You ought'a see my home,
Actually not,
There is no room,
With all the sheet I got
If it's on TV,
It's in my home,
No commercial fails
As do some of my poem
I got stairmaster,
with no stairs,
Oxyclean with no dirt,
Hercules Hooks
with no pictures,
Squeegees with no squirt,
Bow-flex I'm too weak to move,
The latest disco dancing groove,
I got pre-menstrual meds,
That I do not need,
Vitamins abundant,
More than Asian weed....
And tomato plants 7 feet tall,
In a 6 foot house,
I got anti-rat sonic devices,
Yet don't have a mouse,
If I missed something
You think I need,
Please sign me up right now,
Cause I can't do without it,
Damn and holy cow!
I need everything at least twice,
Whether it's for my rug,
Or body lice...
I dont have to need the things I want,
I just gotta' get em'
Or I shan't
Feel like a real American consumer,
Red, White, and Blue....
Buying sheet he don't need
And lovin it too!