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Funny Spoken Word Poems

These Funny Spoken Word poems are examples of Spoken Word poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Spoken Word Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Hooked Fish
Nervous I sat,
waiting to be called.
I wasn’t sure what it was he said,
but it meant a lot to me.
Then I realized,
he was not talking to...

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Categories: me, scary, spoken word,



Jack 58
Surviving with little money
Life really isn’t funny
Raining even when it’s sunny

Don’t wanna run this rat race
No chance of keeping up pace
Falling on my flat face

But...

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Categories: spoken word, community, conflict, emotions, environment,

Premium Member New Law: Mouth Police Are Giving Out Tickets
As of today you need to watch your mouth and what you say.  
We have always been able to hurt someone's feelings by our...

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Categories: hurt, spoken word, words,

Premium Member Keep
Quote By Poet "True friends know when to keep their tongues locked up and not to speak."

Can you keep a secret?
If you can,
then you are...

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Categories: spoken word, dog, friend, people, silence,

Now Is Lit
Tonight 

I rediscovered 

Boulevard of Broken 

Dreams on a jaunt through 

Glasgow’s October-lit streets. Rain 

drippin’ off chin. Momentarily wishing 

I was more like I...

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Categories: spoken word, change, introspection, memory, spoken



Premium Member Funny Slang a Historical Record May 18 !948
Jury Duty, such a response ability it's not
this, that is hard for me, as much as my encounter
with folks to or from their court parking...

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Categories: adventure, funny, spoken word,

Premium Member An Old Shovel
I remember when Grandpa used me everyday,                  ...

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Categories: spoken word, grandfather, old, remember, sky,

Premium Member Quietly Whispered the Silent Poem Speaks As He Reads a Book the People Look
Quietly whispered
Receiving silent
Emotions kept

Laughing yet
Without voices
Just shown teeth
Thus a funny, the silent poem speaks

QUIETLY WHISPERED THE SILENT POEM 
SPEAKS AS HE READS A BOOK 
THE...

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Categories: spoken word, funny, repetition, silence, silly,

Poetry
Poetry is the beauty of the mind
Only the clever can define

It is the dance of the pen
Only the toddlers call it a ten

It is a...

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Categories: spoken word, 1st grade, africa, metaphor,

Divorce-All Done No More Fun Son
DIVORCE POEM: ALL DONE NO MORE FUN SON 
So now is crunch time,  
There is no more entertaining any-more Sunday brunch times! 
There’s no...

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Categories: spoken word, divorce, emotions, farewell, inspirational,

Camo Lambo
In my eyes I’ve lived 2 lives within 1 life/
Strutting by live strife and grief like you wouldn’t believe/
It’s how you perceive what’s kept to...

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© Kyle Gee  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: spoken word, addiction, art, cool, fun,

Caliber
CALIBER:

Burn out the news,
If you think of it being new.
The talk of what I've been through,
Doesn't appear as truth.
It's a risky deal for you.
I'm seeing...

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Categories: spoken word,

Premium Member Saying Grace At Every Meal
Do you say grace at your meal?
giving thanks to God for your food
recognizing that the Lord provided it
being God who does everything good

God the great...

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Categories: food, spoken word, thanks,

Premium Member Who Am I
This may seem lame. 
Let’s make it a game.
I’ll give you a clue.
You try to guess who.

Proceeding my entrance by just a short while,
Is often...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, riddle, spoken word,

Premium Member Only Human
I’m only human
known to have put
my foot in my mouth
more than a few times

it’s why I hesitate to speak up
I fear regretting things I might...

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Categories: spoken word, wisdom, words,


Book: Shattered Sighs