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Funny Spoken Word Poems

These Funny Spoken Word poems are examples of Spoken Word poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Spoken Word Funny poems written by international poets.

LOVING YOU IS AN ART

Loving You Is an Art ????

Loving you is an art,
Not just words, not just emotions,
Not just romance.

It is like carving a linocut,
Each stroke, each cut—
Careful,

Categories: appreciation, art, beauty, boyfriend,

Hi-Choo

Hi-Choo

Early spring in Corinth and I’m bathing in a pollen shower as fuzzy green seedlings are whisked here and there in the blustery March breeze,

Categories: environment, funny, health, humor,

Red Flags

Did I not fall in love?
with a man in his boldness,
Matured at acuteness.
Ohhh he felt like home.

For the three months we pushed,
but haven't actually set

Categories: spoken word, break up, heartbreak, heartbroken,

Jack 58

Surviving with little money
Life really isn’t funny
Raining even when it’s sunny

Don’t wanna run this rat race
No chance of keeping up pace
Falling on my flat face

But

Categories: spoken word, community, conflict, emotions, environment,

Now Is Lit

Tonight 

I rediscovered 

Boulevard of Broken 

Dreams on a jaunt through 

Glasgow’s October-lit streets. Rain 

drippin’ off chin. Momentarily wishing 

I was more like I

Categories: spoken word, change, introspection, memory, spoken

Funny Slang a Historical Record May 18 !948

Jury Duty, such a response ability it's not
this, that is hard for me, as much as my encounter
with folks to or from their court parking

Categories: adventure, funny, spoken word,

Quietly Whispered the Silent Poem Speaks As He Reads a Book the People Look

Quietly whispered
Receiving silent
Emotions kept

Laughing yet
Without voices
Just shown teeth
Thus a funny, the silent poem speaks

QUIETLY WHISPERED THE SILENT POEM 
SPEAKS AS HE READS A BOOK 
THE

Categories: spoken word, funny, repetition, silence, silly,

Poetry

Poetry is the beauty of the mind
Only the clever can define

It is the dance of the pen
Only the toddlers call it a ten

It is a

Categories: spoken word, 1st grade, africa, metaphor,

Divorce-All Done No More Fun Son

DIVORCE POEM: ALL DONE NO MORE FUN SON 
So now is crunch time,  
There is no more entertaining any-more Sunday brunch times! 
There’s no

Categories: divorce, emotions, farewell, inspirational,

Camo Lambo

In my eyes I’ve lived 2 lives within 1 life/
Strutting by live strife and grief like you wouldn’t believe/
It’s how you perceive what’s kept to

Categories: spoken word, addiction, art, cool, fun,

Caliber

CALIBER:

Burn out the news,
If you think of it being new.
The talk of what I've been through,
Doesn't appear as truth.
It's a risky deal for you.
I'm seeing

Categories: spoken word,

Saying Grace At Every Meal

Do you say grace at your meal?
giving thanks to God for your food
recognizing that the Lord provided it
being God who does everything good

God the great

Categories: food, spoken word, thanks,

Only Human

I’m only human
known to have put
my foot in my mouth
more than a few times

it’s why I hesitate to speak up
I fear regretting things I might

Categories: spoken word, wisdom, words,

Tongue Tanglers

To write a tongue twister is not funny mister
I just don’t know where to begin
There’s one that I’ve written with which I’m quite smitten
But I’d

Categories: spoken word,

Oversharing

Not all thoughts
Are meant to be shared
Harness those loose lips

Use your judgment
Self-censoring is a must

Channel those self-righteous comments
Remarks that are distasteful
Inappropriate and obnoxious· 
What you

Categories: spoken word, angst, bullying, change, character,