His right foot, a clipper
His left arm, a ripper
Glad it wasn't Yom Kippur ~
Wouldn't dare try his whip on me
Categories:
snapper, bullying, jewish, judgement, motivation,
Form: Rhyme
I wanted my Snapper man to wear a union jack hat,
Or possibly a cap of the Scottish flag on his head,
And I wished him to be a modern business woman,
Who was people oriented and not objectively lead.
Categories:
snapper, anger, discrimination, image, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
I am very good at Snapper,
Other people are crapper.
Categories:
snapper, cheer up, computer, fun,
Form: Couplet
When a relationship is based
on a red hot snapper
with a knockout wrapper
that builds a fire in your jeans.
This kind of marriage is for
the movie screen.
In time the snapper cools down.
The knockout wrapper isn't
quite the knockout it used to be
and the fire in your jeans is on it's way out.
This is now the beginning of the end.
You don't really know each other
your not even friends
and now the fights begin.
If you had picked your wife for life
with the head on your shoulders
instead of the one between your knees,
you might have found a wife for life
instead of a high maintenance money pit
that you can't please.
Categories:
snapper, girlfriend-boyfriend, passion, philosophy, wife,
Form: Prose Poetry
Turtle soup to some is a sumptuous, sweet stew
Full of flavor, a favorite of families, not a few
Formed from the flesh of fresh turtle, so tasty
Hot… in high demand, a delightful delicacy
Made up of the meat, skin and innards of a turtle
For a super turtle soup, steam a snapping turtle
It was President William H Taft’s favorite food
…a brown soup, tastes like a thick gravy, so good
Snapper soup as it is being called by some of us
…is a luxury in some lands, sweet and sumptuous.
Categories:
snapper, artsweet, sweet,
Form: Couplet