Cowboy Slim's Five-Dollar Hat
...Slim's cowboy hat warn't no fancy Stetson, that's fer shore!
He'd paid five smackeroos fer it in a Sears 'n' Roebuck store.
But it served him jes as well through his cowboyin' years,
Roundin' up, ...
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Categories:
smackeroos, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
The Faces of Money
...If Washington came back to life
I wonder how he’d feel
To be pictured on a quarter
And a dollar bill – surreal!
Abe Lincoln, too, would bust a gut
If he became alive,
To see his visage plaste...
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Categories:
smackeroos, money,
Form: Rhyme
Fao Schwarz
...The biggest toy store in the world
Is closing up its doors.
No longer will we get to shop
In this, the king of stores.
With huge toy soldiers in the front,
It welcomed all who came.
The famou...
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Categories:
smackeroos, new york,
Form: Rhyme