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Smackeroos Poems - Poems about Smackeroos


Premium Member Cowboy Slim's Five-Dollar Hat
...Slim's cowboy hat warn't no fancy Stetson, that's fer shore! He'd paid five smackeroos fer it in a Sears 'n' Roebuck store. But it served him jes as well through his cowboyin' years, Roundin' up, ......

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Categories: smackeroos, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
The Faces of Money
...If Washington came back to life I wonder how he’d feel To be pictured on a quarter And a dollar bill – surreal! Abe Lincoln, too, would bust a gut If he became alive, To see his visage plaste......

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Categories: smackeroos, money,
Form: Rhyme



Fao Schwarz
...The biggest toy store in the world Is closing up its doors. No longer will we get to shop In this, the king of stores. With huge toy soldiers in the front, It welcomed all who came. The famou......

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Categories: smackeroos, new york,
Form: Rhyme

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