Skinnies Poems - Poems about Skinnies

...Those three must not eat at all, we corpulent cats said. It was class reunion time, and our backsides were spread. They are still stuck up observed my friend Toddie Tedd. I bet they don’t eat suga......Read the rest...

...Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour However, there are some definite side effects Remembering to put on you jockeys or your bra if you're a lady Or if you've rece......Read the rest...

...My mother is a warrior Her favorite weapons are pans and pots My mother is a worrier She worries a lot She worries if I will ever be free From this tyranny disguised as democracy She worries ab......Read the rest...