On Halloween eve
same time every year
comes the Skeleton Tree
bring it joy or fear
most say “how frightful!
Skeletons? Here?!”
but for the skellies it's delightful!
And fills them with with cheer
Please don't misjudge them
they don't want to fight
they just want to dance
and dance all the night!
Categories:
skellies, funny, halloween,
Form: Quatrain
Gather 'round the campfire me pretties,
Let me tell ye a tale,
One not of shining knights or flying fairies,
But of a menace more vile than minotaurs or spooky skellies,
I speak of the bane of banter,
The marrer of masterpieces,
The incinerator of inspiration,
The enemy of enlightenment,
The ruiner of romanticism,
The scourge of Socraticism,
The nemesis of narratives,
The devastator of dictation,
And just an all around bad guy,
So be wary my pretties,
Just when you're about to reveal the punchline,
The order's been swapped,
I tell you in hushed whispers my friends,
Of the dreaded Tyops!
Categories:
skellies, horror, poetry, words, write,
Form: Rhyme