Short Yuh Poems

Meticulous

Adjective
 muh-TIK-yuh-lus 
marked by extreme or excessive care in the consideration 
Treatment of details...

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The Devil went up to Georgia
In search of Lucrezia Borgia
His thoughts were obscene
But she was plain mean,
"Georgia just wants to disgorge yuh!"...

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An horseshoe should bring you good luck
Although it is covered in muck
The horse may go lame
But you're not to blame
Your mother-in-law-needs a buck...

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The volcano Kilauea
Was bursting its seams to Waimea
Donald Trump came across
Shouting, "I am da boss!
Drop yer drawers and my lawyers will pay yuh!"...

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An Army of soldiers from Prussia
Were ordered to add P to Russia
But down fell the snow
Where they stood to go
So Saint Patrick preached, "Let God flush yuh!"...

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'look what i found ma'...
"now thet there was yer gran pa's
fav'rit grave marker...

...don't go lose'n it"
'yuh mean gran pa made tombstones'
"no son...thet was his...

...so where'd'ya find it"
'top of the septic tank ma'
"and how'd it git there"

'tommy did it ma'
"did whut...just who is tommy...
...gawd no...where's dad's jar"


stan sand...

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Miracles happen everyday.....

So Taj is bathing for school..

Me: Taj Yuh finish yet..
Taj: Soon finish daddy!!
10mins later.
Me: Taj Yuh done?
Taj : yes daddy...
Me: have you washed off properly!!
Taj : YES..DADDYYY!!!!

Never take the word of a 7 year old..
Back dry like board...
Rag dry like desert...
And the " Coup De Grace" get this..
 Soap dry......

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'Tis so, I adore a polychromatic Muse.
She's a plethora of jolly dramatic hues.
Not to bore yuh surely with rant sophomoric,
But her aura is purely phantasmagoric.

I hear people ask, “Am I her signif other?"
But fear she might see me as only a brother.
It is quite fantabulous and those sorts of things;
So we, the two of us, will be looking at rings....

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Soft Serenity

Would you wear my ring upon, 
a long prosperous covenant life, 
to commit, soft serenity, joined 
hip-to-hip bonded by 
onematrimony, among our 
almighty GOD...
A promised strand of my loved 
hair never-ended deepened  
down str8888 to di skeleton 
bone, dead, fur-ever, loving 
me, as yuh wife as you are my 
husband, where I will cherry 
you to a sweet bitter end......

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COVID-19 sound like a plane.
A wonder who a the captain.
Anyway it about to land 
Yuh have yuh soap 
Yuh bleach
And yuh Alcohol 
Dont forget yuh hand sanitizer 
Wi must keep wi hands  clean .

Dont listen the fake news;
listen to Nationwide 90 FM
Them always keep it real with us .

This is a plane sure fi land so all wi can do is pray and keep it clean.
 
Remember ...keep it clean...

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Fine as wine, 
Give me some 
Of yuh good 
Thug passion.

You got mi
Dripping wet,
From the way
You MEKE mi
Sweat.

Drive mi car,
With speed
And reve yuh
Engine, vroooom;
Vroom... 

And knock knock, goes
Mi shocks,as we catch di 
Seats on fire with extreme
Thunder between the
Gears.

Tick, tock boom, boom
Bang, bang baby!!!! Yuh
Ignite that nuclear bomb
And erupt mi peach juicer,
P***y cat... Meow!!!!!...

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Hurt honestly depp inside ,
but i guess i have to let it ride
my love for you will nvr die
i will always resign right by yuhr side
i knoe yuh knoe that i love you
...... noe relationship will evr be above you
us together was like a bird and a feather ,
yuh jus chaged up which i thought wuld never
i thought yuh was my lucky treasure
Honestly im down for whatevr
Jus noe yuh always Havva place in my heart know matta of the weather
storm, cold , or hot
my love rate for U, i wont let drop...

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