Short Whack Poems

The northern lights A Butt-whack And A Prayer To Mom And The Albatross...

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The patient's heart is out of whack
   His pacemaker's tick's just attacked...

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Their constant attack
Economy out of whack
Time to help them pack

By Robb A. Kopp...

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genealogy

family tree treasure hunt—

come to your census





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12/9/2019...

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SPANKING, the sixties -- no longer debatable signed by Paddy-Whack


Date: 09/08/2019...

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Coy’s smiling.
Is he!
Trump is too
Is he really!


Look both of ‘em
brotherhood’s near you know 
WHACK!!!!!...

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Paint it black
Black to white
Keep it simple
Not too bright

Back on track
Out of sight
Law is whack
Get ready for flight...

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Playing tennis? Whack that ball!
Must at least be four feet tall!
Better at least know how to play
Or else it's a real tough day!...

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blind
folded
told to try
realize the unseen

with
a pene
stick i whack
at a scrotal piñata

from
which
forth drips
fluid candy...

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A young lady found a cat
Now she cannot take a nap
     Each time her eyes shut
     The cat would jump up
And whack her head with a bat...

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I'm expecting a terrorist attack
suspecting my defense's out of whack
I'm bracing for the worst here, all alone
Waiting for my children to come home...

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One needs to remember the rhyme
Dealing with Daylight Saving Time:
"Do not let clocks get out of whack;
Spring ahead, and then, fall back, Jack."...

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Carrie Meeker was a sleepwalker,
Her doctor prescribed beta blocker;
The drug acted full whack 
stopping her sleep and walk
Now she is a real chronic squawker....

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Mark Reynolds, Arizona Diamondback.
With a baseball bat, you take a healthy whack.
You can hit home runs without a doubt.
Why is it so many times you strike out?...

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Whack that ball; don't hit a tree
Be conked out in the head you see!
And don't hit into the rough
Oh my gosh; that sure is tough!
Or maybe in "the zone" you'll be!...

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There once was a fine hacker named Bub
who whacked what he hacked with a wood club
each whack a divot
his hips wouldn't pivot
you should see what he did to the shrubs!...

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foo reel dough
dat foo reel yo
how dat feel yo
dat foo reel yo
dim whack azz beets
dos whack azz horns
what foo reel yo
dat's foo reel yo
reely dough! reely dough!...

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Beggers used to beg ten cents
For a cup of coffee now five dollars instead
World's out of whack
Sanity we lack
Life has basically screwed with our heads...

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Four on the floor
One in the air
A woof when she talks
A growl if she's sore

A paw pat for attention
A wet nose for a kiss
A whack on the leg
If her message you miss....

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I could tell that it was out of whack
the docs concern for me he didn't lack
after some sessions
he made a suggestion
saying don't worry I got your back!




10-28-17...

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Weed Whacker

I whack the weeds
and free their seeds
then fertilize
as seedlings breed
encroaching on
the flower bed
forgive me Lord
I wish them dead!!

John G. Lawless
7/9/2014...

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Help me help me I am under attack
My old lady has me trapped in the sack
she screams and she moans
won't leave me alone
When I rolled over she gave me a whack...

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its goes back
when they were whack
so the sing in the rain
to ease the pain
working in the sun
some tried to run
was shot by a gun
this history is still gold
its 
ROOTS OF BLACK SOUL...

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There once was a fellow named Jack
Who thought he was ahead of the pack
Till one day in autumn
He fell on his bottom
And his brains fell on the ground with a whack...

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There once was a pesky fly
He kept buzzing 'round my eye
I gave him a whack
He fell on his back
Smack in my blueberry pie!




For the Insect contest.....

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