Short Whack Poems
Short Whack Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Whack by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Whack by length and keyword.
Paint it black
Black to white
Keep it simple
Not too bright
Back on track
Out of sight
Law is whack
Get ready for flight
Categories:
whack, art
Form:
I do not know?
Playing tennis? Whack that ball!
Must at least be four feet tall!
Better at least know how to play
Or else it's a real tough day!
Categories:
whack, life
Form:
Quatrain
blind
folded
told to try
realize the unseen
with
a pene
stick i whack
at a scrotal piñata
from
which
forth drips
fluid candy
Categories:
whack, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
A young lady found a cat
Now she cannot take a nap
Each time her eyes shut
The cat would jump up
And whack her head with a bat
Categories:
whack, animals,
Form:
Limerick
I'm expecting a terrorist attack
suspecting my defense's out of whack
I'm bracing for the worst here, all alone
Waiting for my children to come home
Categories:
whack, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
One needs to remember the rhyme
Dealing with Daylight Saving Time:
"Do not let clocks get out of whack;
Spring ahead, and then, fall back, Jack."
Categories:
whack, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Carrie Meeker was a sleepwalker,
Her doctor prescribed beta blocker;
The drug acted full whack
stopping her sleep and walk
Now she is a real chronic squawker.
Categories:
whack, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Mark Reynolds, Arizona Diamondback.
With a baseball bat, you take a healthy whack.
You can hit home runs without a doubt.
Why is it so many times you strike out?
Categories:
whack, sports
Form:
Clerihew
Whack that ball; don't hit a tree
Be conked out in the head you see!
And don't hit into the rough
Oh my gosh; that sure is tough!
Or maybe in "the zone" you'll be!
Categories:
whack, funny
Form:
Limerick
There once was a fine hacker named Bub
who whacked what he hacked with a wood club
each whack a divot
his hips wouldn't pivot
you should see what he did to the shrubs!
Categories:
whack, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
foo reel dough
dat foo reel yo
how dat feel yo
dat foo reel yo
dim whack azz beets
dos whack azz horns
what foo reel yo
dat's foo reel yo
reely dough! reely dough!
Categories:
whack, metaphor, music,
Form:
Ballad
Beggers used to beg ten cents
For a cup of coffee now five dollars instead
World's out of whack
Sanity we lack
Life has basically screwed with our heads
Categories:
whack, confusion,
Form:
Limerick
Four on the floor
One in the air
A woof when she talks
A growl if she's sore
A paw pat for attention
A wet nose for a kiss
A whack on the leg
If her message you miss.
Categories:
whack, funny
Form:
Rhyme
I could tell that it was out of whack
the docs concern for me he didn't lack
after some sessions
he made a suggestion
saying don't worry I got your back!
10-28-17
Categories:
whack, health, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Weed Whacker
I whack the weeds
and free their seeds
then fertilize
as seedlings breed
encroaching on
the flower bed
forgive me Lord
I wish them dead!!
John G. Lawless
7/9/2014
Categories:
whack, garden, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Help me help me I am under attack
My old lady has me trapped in the sack
she screams and she moans
won't leave me alone
When I rolled over she gave me a whack
Categories:
whack, assonance,
Form:
Limerick
its goes back
when they were whack
so the sing in the rain
to ease the pain
working in the sun
some tried to run
was shot by a gun
this history is still gold
its
ROOTS OF BLACK SOUL
Categories:
whack, adventure, black african american,
Form:
Light Verse
There once was a fellow named Jack
Who thought he was ahead of the pack
Till one day in autumn
He fell on his bottom
And his brains fell on the ground with a whack
Categories:
whack, fun,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a pesky fly
He kept buzzing 'round my eye
I gave him a whack
He fell on his back
Smack in my blueberry pie!
For the Insect contest..
Categories:
whack, funny
Form:
Limerick
At last a leader to get us back on track
who carries a big stick and a big whack.
What was all a sad joke
is no more weak and woke
cos yeah baby, America is back!
Categories:
whack, america, celebration, political,
Form:
Limerick
Flies buzz
mosquitoes sting
I try to whack them
they both have wings
Audiences roar
Politicians sing
The media attacks them
They duck the arrows, the slings
Categories:
whack, insect, political, sound,
Form:
Rhyme
She was Lip-Smackin', Crack-a-Lackin',
Eye-Poppin', Jaw Droppin', Mack's-a-Snackin'!
"You don't walk like a Man!"
"You can talk to the Hand!"
Poodle-Noodle must Whack-da-Kraken?
Categories:
whack, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
slice me
dice me,
stab me
jab me,
poke and
prevoke me.
leave me
bereave me,
taunt me
haunt me,
whack and
hack me.
spike me
strike me,
hit me
slit me,
drill me
then kill me.
Categories:
whack, death, depression
Form:
I do not know?
Hit ball far,far,far
Home-run? Be team's star!
Round the bases - just be fast!
Please don't get to them last!
In field catch
Or meet match!
Stop them from run?
Least having fun!
Categories:
whack, sports
Form:
Couplet
My sacroiliac is really quite outta whack
My body used to resemble that of a lumberjack
As time goes by
The pain intensifies
Till I'm screaming out loud like a nymphomaniac
Categories:
whack, pain,
Form:
Limerick