Short Whack Poems

Short Whack Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Whack by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Whack by length and keyword.


Brainwash

Paint it black
Black to white
Keep it simple
Not too bright

Back on track
Out of sight
Law is whack
Get ready for flight
© Ed Owens  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: whack, art
Form: I do not know?


Ready For Tennis?

Playing tennis? Whack that ball!
Must at least be four feet tall!
Better at least know how to play
Or else it's a real tough day!
Categories: whack, life
Form: Quatrain

Masturbation

blind
folded
told to try
realize the unseen

with
a pene
stick i whack
at a scrotal piñata

from
which
forth drips
fluid candy
Categories: whack, muse,
Form: I do not know?

The Cat With the Bat

A young lady found a cat
Now she cannot take a nap
     Each time her eyes shut
     The cat would jump up
And whack her head with a bat
Categories: whack, animals,
Form: Limerick
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The Real Terrorist

I'm expecting a terrorist attack
suspecting my defense's out of whack
I'm bracing for the worst here, all alone
Waiting for my children to come home
Categories: whack, humor,
Form: Rhyme


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Time Changes

One needs to remember the rhyme
Dealing with Daylight Saving Time:
"Do not let clocks get out of whack;
Spring ahead, and then, fall back, Jack."
Categories: whack, time,
Form: Rhyme

Carrie Meeker

Carrie Meeker was a sleepwalker,
Her doctor prescribed beta blocker;
The drug acted full whack 
stopping her sleep and walk
Now she is a real chronic squawker.
Categories: whack, fun,
Form: Limerick
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A Third Base Snake

Mark Reynolds, Arizona Diamondback.
With a baseball bat, you take a healthy whack.
You can hit home runs without a doubt.
Why is it so many times you strike out?
Categories: whack, sports
Form: Clerihew

Don'T Fool Around! (Ode To Golf)

Whack that ball; don't hit a tree
Be conked out in the head you see!
And don't hit into the rough
Oh my gosh; that sure is tough!
Or maybe in "the zone" you'll be!
Categories: whack, funny
Form: Limerick
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Bubba's Club

There once was a fine hacker named Bub
who whacked what he hacked with a wood club
each whack a divot
his hips wouldn't pivot
you should see what he did to the shrubs!
Categories: whack, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Whack Azz Horns, Yo

foo reel dough
dat foo reel yo
how dat feel yo
dat foo reel yo
dim whack azz beets
dos whack azz horns
what foo reel yo
dat's foo reel yo
reely dough! reely dough!
Categories: whack, metaphor, music,
Form: Ballad
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Ten Cents For a Cup of Coffee

Beggers used to beg ten cents For a cup of coffee now five dollars instead World's out of whack Sanity we lack Life has basically screwed with our heads
Categories: whack, confusion,
Form: Limerick

Ashley

Four on the floor
One in the air
A woof when she talks
A growl if she's sore

A paw pat for attention
A wet nose for a kiss
A whack on the leg
If her message you miss.
Categories: whack, funny
Form: Rhyme

The Chiropractor

I could tell that it was out of whack
the docs concern for me he didn't lack
after some sessions
he made a suggestion
saying don't worry I got your back!




10-28-17
Categories: whack, health, humor,
Form: Limerick
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Weed Whacker

Weed Whacker

I whack the weeds
and free their seeds
then fertilize
as seedlings breed
encroaching on
the flower bed
forgive me Lord
I wish them dead!!

John G. Lawless
7/9/2014
Categories: whack, garden, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Help Me

Help me help me I am under attack My old lady has me trapped in the sack she screams and she moans won't leave me alone When I rolled over she gave me a whack
© Tim Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: whack, assonance,
Form: Limerick

Root of Black Soul

its goes back
when they were whack
so the sing in the rain
to ease the pain
working in the sun
some tried to run
was shot by a gun
this history is still gold
its 
ROOTS OF BLACK SOUL
Categories: whack, adventure, black african american,
Form: Light Verse
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A Fellow Named Jack

There once was a fellow named Jack Who thought he was ahead of the pack Till one day in autumn He fell on his bottom And his brains fell on the ground with a whack
Categories: whack, fun,
Form: Limerick
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Poor Fly

There once was a pesky fly He kept buzzing 'round my eye I gave him a whack He fell on his back Smack in my blueberry pie!
For the Insect contest..
Categories: whack, funny
Form: Limerick
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He’s Back

At last a leader to get us back on track
who carries a big stick and a big whack.
  What was all a sad joke
  is no more weak and woke
cos yeah baby, America is back!
Categories: whack, america, celebration, political,
Form: Limerick
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Imitation Is the Sleaziest Form of Flattery

Flies buzz
    mosquitoes sting
  I try to whack them
    they both have wings

  Audiences roar
    Politicians sing
  The media attacks them
    They duck the arrows, the slings
Categories: whack, insect, political, sound,
Form: Rhyme
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Crack-a-Lackin'

She was Lip-Smackin', Crack-a-Lackin',

Eye-Poppin', Jaw Droppin', Mack's-a-Snackin'!

"You don't walk like a Man!"

"You can talk to the Hand!"

Poodle-Noodle must Whack-da-Kraken?
Categories: whack, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Then Kill Me.

slice me
dice me,
stab me 
jab me,
poke and
prevoke me.
leave me
bereave me,
taunt me
haunt me,
whack and
hack me.
spike me
strike me,
hit me
slit me,
drill me
then kill me.
Categories: whack, death, depression
Form: I do not know?

Whack It Far

Hit ball far,far,far
Home-run? Be team's star!

Round the bases - just be fast!
Please don't get to them last!

In field catch
Or meet match!

Stop them from run?
Least having fun!
Categories: whack, sports
Form: Couplet
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A Nymphomaniac

My sacroiliac is really quite outta whack My body used to resemble that of a lumberjack As time goes by The pain intensifies Till I'm screaming out loud like a nymphomaniac
Categories: whack, pain,
Form: Limerick
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