Short Warthog Poems
Short Warthog Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Warthog by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Warthog by length and keyword.
there was a warthog who danced
who dipped, swirled, rocked, slid and pranced
to cut the rug and swing
was his favorite thing
until he danced off his pants
whimsical warthogs workout wildly
with wonderful whacky wily ways
Wheebellies wish whenever warthogs workout
we would whistle while they wisely wiggle
with warthog wisdom.
Porcelain Ponies
Warthog Knees
Falling Up
Stinging Bees
Windows on Ceilings
Clouds on the Ground
Vegetables Talking
Clowns only Frown
Monkeys Ride Camels
Dogs Climbing Trees
Oceans of Sand
Lakes Made of Cheese
Such is the realm,
of Crazy Night Dreams!
You're a horse with an idiot paint job,
all zig-zaggy blacketty-white
you stand out when you're in a snowdrift
and can't even hide in the night.
Outrunning a Cheetah you canna
not graceful like any Gazelle
for living out on the Savanna
your life must be probably hell.
I once tried your flesh on Safari
at a camp where we had barbecue
so to add insult to injury
ugly Warthog tastes better than you.
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He was a princely warthog with a keen healthy snout.
Females were smitten, and that is without a doubt.
He dressed in clothes that suited his station for sure.
I am saving myself he told them, for marriage, I am totally pure.
The females took this as a challenge and tried to entice.
They are doting and fawning he said, it is kind of nice.
But he was not interested, for he was a warthog with a mission.
He was going to be a priest, so there was not even kiss’n.