Short Voter Poems
Short Voter Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Voter by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Voter by length and keyword.
No voter gets an even break.
No truth may they apprise.
Taken to school
To play the fool...
Wool pulled o’er their eyes.
Categories:
voter, abuse, angst, bullying, conflict, confusion, freedom, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump claims he was chosen by God
To eliminate voter fraud
Electors beware
Trump's minions are there
"Correcting" each vote they find "odd"
Categories:
voter, corruption, political,
Form:
Limerick
Barking dog, siren, and boom box
Are among the top voter squawks
There's no solution
To noise pollution
But your Congressman says money talks!
Categories:
voter, corruption, culture, dog, music, political, pollution, rap,
Form:
Limerick
Trump and Rudy were watching an oater
Thinking up ways to find one more voter
"Hobble on Cassidy
Drives herd mentality
Let's misquote her and find a promoter!"
Categories:
voter, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Two politicians look at the same event
They come up with two different sets of factors
A voter may not know which one to believe
Except to know they're both consummate actors
Categories:
voter, confusion, political,
Form:
Political Verse
Educated derelicts,
Professor of fools,
Scholars of crap,
Leaders that moo;
What is then intellect,
If honor is your weight in gold?
Such mineral torch can test,
Molten like poo.
Categories:
voter, anger, education, hate, humanity, philosophy, political, power,
Form:
Free verse
End Up At Ballot Box
Around in water were known to motor,
After we had become a great boater;
Found a campaign;
People were insane;
Went to ballot box and became a voter.
Jim Horn
Categories:
voter, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Confined and Aligned
To one state as a voter we are confined
And with a certain party will be aligned;
Going national,
May be rational,
Or stay in past and time that is behind.
Jim Horn
Categories:
voter, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
My friend's a Democrat voter named Flo
She told me, "I don't want that old white Joe! -- (Joe Biden)
We all want to see change
The deck to rearrange --
Let's nominate a 'Lez for Prez,' you know!"
Categories:
voter, america, change, leadership, political, woman,
Form:
Limerick
i am a singer
i am a citizen
i am a barber
i am a painter
i am a Samaritan
i am a matchmaker
i am a wise person
i am a daydreamer
i am a seamstress
i am a stargazer
i am a nurse
i am a write
i am a mother
i am a voter
i am me
Categories:
voter, visionary,
Form:
I do not know?
Have I ever been a voter
No
But let me tell you why
Unless I know exactly
Exactly what they would do
Ok
I would vote then I cant
Manage my easy life
How am I supposed to
Deal with the stress
Of a horrible Man or Woman
In office for 4 years
And I helped elect them
Categories:
voter, america,
Form:
Free verse
there was king and c
and john none a pond
the jod was done
wrote the voter bill
they has a will to live
also robert johns brother
like no other
they stand tall backs againts the wall
knew theyer going to fall
did no put up a fess
it was the sixtes
THOSE DIED FOR US
Categories:
voter, adventure, black african american, brother, confusion,
Form:
Light Verse
He deserved all our votes and said why,
But attention was drawn to his fly;
He'd left it unzipped,
So one voter quipped,
"If you can't manage that, then goodbye."
November 1, 2022
A Funny Limerick-Make Me Laugh Contest
Tania Kitchin, sponsor
counted by howmanysyllables.com
Categories:
voter, humor, political,
Form:
Limerick
Mother you have noble love
confused as almost
madness ... but it's will
voluntary voter to welcome
with remarkable and sacrosanct
patience that even amazes,
when caring and caring,
of your children,
your plants ...!
Categories:
voter, allegory, love, poetry, tribute,
Form:
Free verse
Let’s qualify voters.
What do you mean?
Since the Electoral College is here to stay
A system put into place by slave owners,
And no one tore it down with the statues,
Let’s make up our own rules.
Like what?
Let’s make voters take I.Q. Tests.
If they get below sixty-five percent, they cannot vote.
Can we still vote for the Electoral College?
Sure.
Okay.
Categories:
voter, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Destiny, I’d say, is the bedfellow of fate
Wedded they walk in undisclosed ways,
Suspense of mystery their kindred trait
As to our country, the outcome of late
Every politician trying to accommodate,
Depending on how the electorate sways
Destiny, I’d say, is the bedfellow of fate
Wedded they walk in undisclosed ways.
Written July 16, 2022
Categories:
voter, destiny, fate, people, perspective, political,
Form:
Triolet
butterflys to me are an instinct animal and everything goes haywire when things
go extinct or is it right by gods will? that is the conundrum of society to me plus
political parties.....who to pick? or is it just the canidate!!!!!only the voter knows
truely and only then came you make your own decision. I my myself am a
republican. How beutiful the butterflys are.
Categories:
voter, adventure, history, music, me,
Form:
ABC
we
the defeated being
in the slogan of conqueror
we
the dependent lame child
in the independent constitution
we
the blind activist voter
in the eye witness breast of sun
we
the wounded survivor
on the cured smiling of mass-leader
we
the rumor of political price hike
in the barren womb of onion
we
the loyal kick dog
of republic royal govt.
-11/28/2019 4: 12: 00 AM CTG, BD
Categories:
voter, political,
Form:
Free verse
Horn Haiku LES
straighten out trump mess
his voters are les
do wear pants or dress
The lower the LES, IQ,
level of education the
more likely they are to
vote. Wonder how many
TINO's there are. (Trump
In Name Only). The more
likely voter is a male, the
more likely they will vote
for Trump. Do you remember
"Turn Lights on for Admiral."
Trump supporters need to
start seeing the light.
Jim Horn
Categories:
voter, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
(Or Please God, Let It Be November 7th)
Dear senators, congressmen
Please hear my plea.
Your phone calls and commercials
Mean nothing to me.
Your muck-raking and mud-slinging
Go from night until noon.
This election could never
Be over too soon
Please understand, I've made my decision.
I don't need your e-mail or phone inquisition.
So please can we just stop the attacks
And go give each other a pat on the back.
Categories:
voter, funny, social, urban,
Form:
Rhyme
Swinger voter
Swing voter are you what?
Swallow the brainwash, surely not,
Change your vote support the master?
want’s dollars from your sweat , “their-after,”
Cos it’s only true, money for the few,
Stinking rich “here-after “?!?
Newspaper lies, owned by the master,
Brainwash you, complete the plaster,
Who do you support, yes you ?
What are ya gonna do?
Vote 4 the rich, it’s your disaster,
But you knew?
Don Johnson
Categories:
voter, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
After Not Standing the Smell
Seems like wherever we did dwell,
After having sat for a short spell,
Confession;
A question;
Why could we not stand the smell.
Jim Horn
Odor of Each Voter with Mouth that Is a Motor
Was something about the odor,
That emitted from every voter;
Rather quaint,
And a saint,
Having mouth run by a motor.
Jim Horn
Might as well write them all together
so I will not go past my limit of 10.
Categories:
voter, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Chicks,
Parading around in their tight jeans
In front of me
Some friendly
Some not.
Some will say outright,
What do you want?
One says,
That was brash.
I'm just here to vote, Miss.
Am I at the right station?
She inspects my voter ID.
We don't like your kind,
She says to me.
She then hands me a ballot.
Mister
Or,
Madam
President.
I cast my ballot.
I made my choice.
It's my vote.
It's my voice.
Upon leaving,
I said to the girl in tight jeans,
Bigot!
Categories:
voter, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Hillary referred to half of the voters as a “basket of deplorables,”
Grossly generalizing Trump’s supporters as not so adorable.
She is cutting off her nose to spite her face,
There are many who are undecided in this political race.
That is such a low opinion of the American people.
Hillary must not feel that U.S. citizens are equal.
Maybe what will sway the vote is her e-mail scandal…
It is just too much for the enlightened voter to handle.
Categories:
voter, leadership, political,
Form:
Rhyme
The three letter words
like adz and avo delight me.
when you are a scrabble head like I am
you seek every spot to stick them in.
the skill is in connecting them.
They have to attach, which is the tricky
part. But learning all the two letter words
like jo, qi, bi, and za give it a bit of vim.
ow becomes row and then rowing
and vote becomes voter and then voters
you can play games all night now in the dark,
for your I-pad is backlit for playing him.
Categories:
voter, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, games,
Form:
Rhyme