Short Voter Poems

day passes
in small steps
voter lines...

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“politically correct”


i’m fat and a registered voter...

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So many claim
  'Voter Suppression'

My ballot reads
  ~ 'Voter Depression'...

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Said Forrest Gump
To Donald Trump:
"Do ya think I'm a chump?
Crazy is as crazy does
I'd never vote for such a scuzz"...

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No voter gets an even break.
No truth may they apprise.
Taken to school
To play the fool...
Wool pulled o’er their eyes....

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Trump claims he was chosen by God
To eliminate voter fraud
Electors beware
Trump's minions are there
"Correcting" each vote they find "odd"...

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Barking dog, siren, and boom box
Are among the top voter squawks
There's no solution
To noise pollution
But your Congressman says money talks!...

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Trump and Rudy were watching an oater
Thinking up ways to find one more voter
"Hobble on Cassidy
Drives herd mentality
Let's misquote her and find a promoter!"...

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Two politicians look at the same event
  They come up with two different sets of factors

A voter may not know which one to believe
  Except to know they're both consummate actors...

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Educated derelicts,
Professor of fools,
Scholars of crap,
Leaders that moo;

What is then intellect,
If honor is your weight in gold?
Such mineral torch can test,
Molten like poo....

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End Up At Ballot Box

Around in water were known to motor,
After we had become a great boater;
Found a campaign;
People were insane;
Went to ballot box and became a voter.

Jim Horn...

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Confined and Aligned

To one state as a voter we are confined
And with a certain party will be aligned;
Going national,
May be rational,
Or stay in past and time that is behind.

Jim Horn...

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My friend's a Democrat voter named Flo
She told me, "I don't want that old white Joe! --                   (Joe Biden)
   We all want to see change
   The deck to rearrange --
Let's nominate a 'Lez for Prez,' you know!"...

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i am a singer
i am a citizen
i am a barber

i am a painter
i am a Samaritan
i am a matchmaker

i am a wise person
i am a daydreamer
i am a seamstress

i am a stargazer
i am a nurse
i am a write

i am a mother
i am a voter
i am me...

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Have I ever been a voter
No
But let me tell you why
Unless I know exactly
Exactly what they would do
Ok
I would vote then I cant
Manage my easy life
How am I supposed to
Deal with the stress
Of a horrible Man or Woman
In office for 4 years
And I helped elect them...

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there was king and  c
and john none a pond
the jod was done
wrote the voter bill
they has a will to live
also robert johns brother
like no other 
they stand tall backs againts the wall
knew theyer going to fall
did no put up a fess
it was  the sixtes
THOSE DIED FOR US...

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He deserved all our votes and said why,
But attention was drawn to his fly;
He'd left it unzipped,
So one voter quipped,
"If you can't manage that, then goodbye."



November 1, 2022
A Funny Limerick-Make Me Laugh Contest
Tania Kitchin, sponsor

counted by howmanysyllables.com...

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Mother you have noble love
             confused as almost
             madness ... but it's will
             voluntary voter to welcome
             with remarkable and sacrosanct
             patience that even amazes,
             when caring and caring,
              of your children,
               your plants ...!...

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Let’s qualify voters.
What do you mean?
Since the Electoral College is here to stay
A system put into place by slave owners,
And no one tore it down with the statues,
Let’s make up our own rules.
Like what?
Let’s make voters take I.Q. Tests.
If they get below sixty-five percent, they cannot vote.
Can we still vote for the Electoral College?
Sure.
Okay....

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Destiny, I’d say, is the bedfellow of fate
Wedded they walk in undisclosed ways,
Suspense of mystery their kindred trait
As to our country, the outcome of late
Every politician trying to accommodate,
Depending on how the electorate sways
Destiny, I’d say, is the bedfellow of fate
Wedded they walk in undisclosed ways. 

Written July 16, 2022...

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butterflys to me are an instinct animal and everything goes haywire when things 
go extinct or is it right by gods will?  that is the conundrum of society to me plus 
political parties.....who to pick?  or is it just the canidate!!!!!only the voter knows 
truely and only then came you make your own decision.  I my myself am a 
republican.  How beutiful the butterflys are....

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we
the defeated being
in the slogan of conqueror

we
the dependent lame child
in the independent constitution

we
the blind activist voter
in the eye witness breast of sun

we
the wounded survivor
on the cured smiling of mass-leader

we
the rumor of political price hike
in the barren womb of onion

we
the loyal kick dog
of republic royal govt.




-11/28/2019 4: 12: 00 AM CTG, BD...

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Horn Haiku LES

straighten out trump mess
his voters are les
do wear pants or dress

The lower the LES, IQ,
level of education the
more likely they are to
vote. Wonder how many
TINO's there are. (Trump
In Name Only). The more
likely voter is a male, the
more likely they will vote
for Trump. Do you remember
"Turn Lights on for Admiral."
Trump supporters need to
start seeing the light.

Jim Horn...

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(Or Please God, Let It Be November 7th)

Dear senators, congressmen
Please hear my plea.
Your phone calls and commercials
Mean nothing to me.

Your muck-raking and mud-slinging
Go from night until noon.
This election could never 
Be over too soon

Please understand, I've made my decision.
I don't need your e-mail or phone inquisition.

So please can we just stop the attacks
And go give each other a pat on the back....

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Swinger voter

Swing voter are you what?
Swallow the brainwash, surely not,
Change your vote support the master?
want’s  dollars from your sweat , “their-after,”
Cos it’s only true, money for the few,
Stinking rich “here-after “?!?
 
Newspaper lies, owned by the master,
Brainwash you, complete the plaster,
Who do you support, yes you ?
What are ya gonna do?
Vote 4 the rich, it’s your disaster,
But you knew?

Don Johnson...

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