Short Tootsies Poems

Watched a weather program on local TV
It made me shake right down to my tootsies
Hurricanes, tornados
Amazing rainbows
Scary as hell, made me wet my dungarees...

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B aring tootsies in wall to wall teal; daring to be
  L evitated with auspicious fairy dust, brought
    U nderneath cerulean canopy of Arcadia
      E nveloped by a buxom-y blueberry field...

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If you had one wish, what would it be
Mine would be with Jennifer Aniston making whoopee
We'd pause for oxygen
Then be at it again
She'd cry bloody murder as I nibbled her tootsies...

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Why are us doobies addicted to “boobie woobies”
No, it isn't a code, it's tough-guy talk for us loonies
Am I striking a chord
Still boobies I adore
Can't live without 'em, they curl up my tootsies...

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Prince Charming arrived at the shoe store
looking for his Cinderella and future bride,
it was announced ahead of time on the internet,
thousands of women lined up for the event.,
hoping their tootsies would fit the glass slipper, 
hours of grunts and groans and no luck,
Barbie Doll appeared in her gown and it was over....

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Doc said put on this hospital gown
Then remove your clothes from the waist down
My bare tootsies she clocks
As I’d removed my socks
No need for that, she said with a frown!

True story today - get my biopsy results in a month - got my fingers crossed ... wish I could have kept my legs crossed lol

3/19/19...

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Wash your tootsies, your feathers, your toes
Wash your face, your tail, your beak nose.
Wash wash wash and cluck cluck cluck.
We will soon be cleaner than any duck!

The hens were happy, all chattering in line.
They loved the water, they were doing fine.
Wash wash wash and cluck cluck cluck.
Love the bubbles, but please don’t duck!
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Fresh and comfortable
They hug my tootsies
When I put them on to start my day
Walking with me every mile
[even when I stray]
Different colors
From ink wellers
Brighten each step
As I am headed out the door
I can even slide across the floor like Tom Cruise
They even hide in my shoes
Until it is refreshing to take them off
After a long day, and a walk with the dog[s]...

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If your shoes are too small 
And your tootsies get stuck,
Do not fret, simply call
For the nearest toe truck.

Speak up loud - use your tongue;
Don’t get laced up in knots.
Virtues may be unsung 
But the toe truck has lots.

So if help is your goal,
Toe trucks cannot be beat.
They will comfort your sole 
As they race to de-feet.

*Inspired by a misspelling in a story 
my grandson was writing....

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