Short Tithing Poems

Short Tithing Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tithing by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tithing by length and keyword.


Backslider

Sin took away your Holy Spirit
Sin took away my Will
Sin took away my Praying
Sin took away my Fasting
Sin took away my Tithing
But Sin could not take away your Word In My Heart


Needy Pastor

The pastor was feeling quite blue,
       Pennies on his plate were few,
       So he gave a blazing rendition
     On the church's tithing tradition
 And the pennies on his plate soon grew.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Harvest

Tithing untested talents to tyrants;
Heaving hearts and minds in Humpty dumpsters
With vibrant energy and emotional overload,
As sensible as armadillos playing on a road,
To forge a Nirvana from breathless life.

Maunder not over permanent silence:
So, what are a few children, more or less?
Let not debate impede virtue’s progress:
Free speech is Utopia's enema!

True Confession

--------

It was a beautiful morning
And a good trip to the Church
           ------
The Church Service's
  Were really good!
            But,
Something happened
     Along the way, 
         ------
This morning something
Was Oh so different......
               ---
Instead of making a 'Tithing"
I had to write an "IOU'

                    GF


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***Never try this one at Home!

The Successful Preacher

The successful preacher spoke with a pious tone 
very soothing to the ear. 
Great days are coming .
when all of mankind shall be peaceable and agreeable
and there shall be no more irredeemable souls. 

The church choir stood up and they began to sing like angels and beneath the choir you can hear the rustling of pockets and jingling of change, the snapping and unzipping of handbags, wallets and purses in a very pious tone soothing to the spirit of tithing.


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