Short Taser Poems
Short Taser Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Taser by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Taser by length and keyword.
To Drunk But Otherwise Innocent-Black Man
If in your sleepy & drunk state, you do grab his TASER before he does do what he threatened - taser you - keep running. Do not look back....
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Categories:
taser, art,
Form:
Epigram
Limerick Poetry Contest
There once were three boys who were neighbors
Getting dressed for Halloween they did labor
At my front door
They kept grabbing for more
Instead of candy they got a taste of my taser....
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Categories:
taser, halloween,
Form:
Limerick
Sharp Response
Cupid thought she was rather blunt
when he surveyed her bottom and front
she defiled with a razor
after wielding a taser
incised his stupid macho affront
27th February 2021...
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Categories:
taser, culture,
Form:
Limerick
Taser the Eraser Fraser's
There's a clan from Scotland called the Fraser's
In battle they were the erasers
Their enemies were rubbed out
Kilted and screaming they'd shout
If they did it today, they'd be tasered...
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Categories:
taser, funny
Form:
Limerick
What I Like
Don’t you know I like things sweet?
Sewage water and pickled feet
Noses that run like Kenyan jocks
And year old milk that’s kept in socks
Don’t you know I like things wild?
Little old ladies with crocodiles
Butterflies and taser guns
Grizzly bears that have the runs...
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Categories:
taser, funnyold, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Just Kidding
Being as how I am the 4th graders lunch room monitor,
I think I know how a prison guard feels.
A loud noise gets my head up and turned.
When someone stands, I flip my head over there.
I would like to reach for my taser.
Unfortunately, the principal took it away.
Just kidding....
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Categories:
taser, school, teacher,
Form:
Light Verse