Short Sycophants Poems

   Sycophants calculate 'syc'
     Authority's boots they lick

   Masters of the clever and slick
     Their every maneuver, politic...

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The victims' blood is violently splattered,
As his reputation is totally shattered.
Sycophants to the hills have all scattered,
What happened in the past really mattered....

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Cause Celeb
24/08/2018


Is celebrity really curse

Spending wads of cash in your purse

Sycophants ready to please

They wipe your butt if you sneeze

At Twenty Seven dead in a hearse...

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Gather your false prophets
and sycophants
 Bury your heads
in the deepest sand

Tell the same lies
 as you sing to the choir
 Slave to the mirror
—and sleight of hand

(Dreamsleep: May, 2023)...

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We are the ants
    who march into
      your pantry
  as well as your pants

  We are the ants
    who stealthy advance
      do a snake dance
  then eat up your plants

  For we are ants
    not sycophants
      your Devastation
  ~ our gleeful bromance...

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The sweet song of the democracy lark
Once told of a bright and hopeful dawn
Now there is only a strident bark
And the whimper of sycophants that fawn
And worship the Trump, and his massive wad
Lovers of money, with racist views
Vote for Mammon’s dodgy God!
The democracy lark is singing the blues

© Gail Foster 2016...

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Much ado about nothing, I say, 
Such nonsense made of Major’s poop 
Touch not the precious White House furniture, or, 
Lunch on leg of Secret Service nincompoop. 

Sad, for four long years, no White House pets 
Bad reviews for majestic canine occupants 
Add swipes at new First Lady’s Spanish 
Glad POTUS does not yet need sycophants....

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The Czar’s happily fawning sycophants,
Threw flattery onto him like a cloak.
Marched in his rallies like S.S. ants.
Lackeys, bootlicks, and lickspittles. Ain’t no joke!

Surrounded him with compliments and affection.
Foolhardy Emperor was so incredibly pleased no doubt.
Incredulously thought he had won the election!
Until he sneezed and a four-year-old called him out....

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Definition..one who uses obsequious compliments, 
to gain self-serving favor or advantage from another. 



P…parasites who want payback
H..harmful  hucksters, hedonists
O…obsessive, offenders, outlandish 
N..nebulous, narcisstic, nuisances 
I….impetuous imbeciles, imposing
E..egocentrical, entangling, enemies
S…support-savages, so selfish!


              4/ 23/2023

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Real disaster is looming on the horizon for American life 

this country’s leadership disdains the spirit of truth 

its sycophants continue to embrace the lies

repelled by honesty and facts

mendacity guides their daily mantra

dark, evil poltergeists dwell in our White House now

death thrives in their hearts 

darkness looms in our future

the only purification for lies is to vote

it's the only remedy that will

undo this undemocratic fiasco...

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well, you're indignant as hell
at his slavish hunger for praise,
demanding and grabbing credit
for deeds that were never his;

at his sense of infallibility,
his utter inability to brook
criticism or own up an error,
concealing his own mistakes;

at his unabashed preference
for yes-men and sycophants
who never give a no or maybe
for an answer to his demands;

but he's the voters' choice,
your raging rants don't sell,
and, yes, his lapdogs rejoice,
and you're indignant as hell....

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