Short Stogie Poems
Short Stogie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Stogie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Stogie by length and keyword.
Smoke a Banana
I would rather see you smoke a banana,
than that stale old stogie from Havana....
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Categories:
stogie, funny,
Form:
I do not know?
Stogie the Smoker Cat
They called him Stogie for a clear reason.
He smoked fat pipes no matter the season.
Try to take it from him.
You’ll get a smack on the chin.
To take away the cat’s vice is tantamount to treason....
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Categories:
stogie, cat,
Form:
Limerick
Froggie Enjoys His Stogie
Froggie settled down right away in his delirious state
Enjoying his stogie, next to a slithery creature, a snake.
The rest of the swamp felt his demeanor calm down.
They loved the feeling they were feeling, relaxed all around....
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Categories:
stogie, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Foolish Footles From the Natural World
Sexy Sardine:
Dishy
Fishy
Charming Swordfish
Darlin'
Marlin
Alaskan poacher gets mauled by a:
Polar's
Molars
After sex, bears often share a:
Yogi
Stogie
Snake Charmer:
Viper
Piper
Sheep Predator:
Mutton
Glutton...
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Categories:
stogie, funny, nature,
Form:
Footle
Pregnant Male Emoji
Ah, yes! A jock can dream!
As depicted in Apple’s, latest,
Pregnant, male, emoji.
I imagine an overweight male,
In a slinky nightgown, hairy legs.
Puffing circles,from his very favorite stogie!
4/22/2022
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Categories:
stogie, for him, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Gus
Don't make a fuss,
but here comes Gus.
Canine extraordinaire,
he smokes cigars, eats Milk-Bone, no cares.
Although our bigger dog, Beau, has got game,
Gus can play as well with him, just the same.
But, when Beau wears him out,
Gus doesn't pout.
He just lights up a stogie-
and revels that he's the alpha doggie!...
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Categories:
stogie, 6th grade, 7th grade, dog, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse