Short Snooping Poems

PETA snooping in
Calaveras County; frog
cannot jump...

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In order to get ahead today, one doesn't need an education.
By just snooping around my bosses desk, I landed an unexpected promotion....

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Kibitzer Kelly is in everybody’s biz
She adds details, hoping for some extra fizz
Likes to spy on her neighbors all day long
Takes detailed notes, her observations strong
Writes down license plates of cars every hour
Snooping and spying is her superpower...

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The snooping walls are watching me
And now they know my secret kink.
I feel their eyes upon my back
And wonder what the hell they think.

I fear they’ll tell the world about
The prostitute I sawed in half.
I trust the doors and windows, though,
As when I killed, I heard them laugh…

For Susan’s If these walls could talk contest...

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Edward Snowden

When Edward Snowden* snowed in,
no one thought it a sin,
save the snooping sultans  who froze.
When on the run or cubby-holed, for friends, he had only  woes.

11  jul 13, Clerihew


* Eddy is a former NSA systems analyst who recently leaked details of U.S and British top secret mass surveillance programs....

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"The ignorance of introspection "

You think that you know something about my life?
No!! Not in this same life nor in the next one, for  my life is my life so I live it the best way l know how.
What is said behind my back is none of my business.
Keep snooping you won't find what you seek and that's a shame!
I am busy living my life.

What the hell have you been doing lately?...

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The moon hiding
behind the fragmented clouds
right above
on the electric wires
Pointing, Mrs. Jung said
“Would you like to write a poem with?”
As soon as I looked up at the moon
moonlight poured out
When the water jar breaks
like the spreading sound
Our laughters soaked the streets
buried at night
from the side snooping tree
too coming closer
the branches applauded us
with a little wave of wind....

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i cannot believe how stupid i can surely be.
loveing you with my heart while you crawl around like a mole
snooping,spying, searching, finding 
why do i suddenly feel i am dying. 
loving you with my heart whole so you broke it like a bowl 
i know im young its just begun but why is my song already sung?
you can tell it as a lie.
even make it a lullaby
make it have a happy ending 
but your story might be pending 
lord knows you dont even know
what my heart can truely show...

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