Short Researchers Poems

At last researchers can reveal
Bottlenose dolphins love to squeal
They enjoy each day
Promiscuous play
That smile on their face is for real!...

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A popular Biblical quote
Researchers now claim no one wrote
It may be a fable
That Cain convinced Abel
The past tense of smite is just "smote!"...

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To Trump's great delight
His parents were white
But just out of spite
Could researchers cite
An African knight
Where DNA might
Age milky white
To make it alright
For Blood-Quantum white
Or would that incite 
A flight or fight plight?...

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White Supremacists 
Make love in the dark 
Because any colour 
May put out the spark 

But help is at hand
For researchers find
Members who whack it
May someday go blind

Blind Supremacists
Learn ever so much
About human feelings
"Seeing" colour by touch!...

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I read of a study
That people who curse
Are much smarter than others
And not the reverse!

For cursers, when measured,
Have higher IQ’s,
With bigger vocabs
For the words that they choose.

The researchers might
Have been shocked, just a bit,
While the clean mouths thought
(But didn’t say), “F*** that s***!”...

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EMPTY OCCUPIED CLOUDS

Look into the clouds
Tell me you saw heaven
Or you didn't see anything?
If yes, What then is within?
On a conjecture,it seems nothing
drifting across slowly
looking very empty
But is there in a fountain?
That  one you will be doubting
But where from that drops,
no one dares counting?
pushing researchers to field 
confusing people with theories under shield...

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A trip to the doctors, can be the last resort,
Have a good laugh today? Laughter is good
medicine, researchers reveal, it boost your 
blood flow, fight infections, and keep diabetes
at bay.

Have a good laugh, jump for joy, increase
your blood flow.  At no extra cost, no payment -
plan, laugh everywhere you go. 'Twill save you
money, and have a lasting affect way on down the line
 laughter is good medicine, this one thing i know....

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Dragonflies have remained nearly unchanged for about three hundred million years. How researchers know this, I cannot say, I suspect they have studied fossils of them. They are adaptable, able to live in almost any condition. 

                                         

                                      virtually unchanged
                                  a shimmering dragonfly
                                        ancestral wonder...

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Update:  The proof is here.

The Guardian Newspaper has the article today about the researchers who have now proven that the toxic chemicals from the E Palestine Train Derailment reached 16 States!  They proved it with samples of snow and rain dispersal. I have been saying all along that I got sick from the snow and my dog too. My dog later died in a year from the toxin exposure. 

Now it is reported in The Hill and ABC news. Breaking news.
Heidi...

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Dickhead Fish

Researchers in Vietnam
Recently dropped this little bomb
They have found a whole new species
Whose organ’s splayed far from his feces
The article that I just read
Said *****es were on top their head
So when it’s sex that they’re pursuing
They can’t see just what they’re doing 
Don’t know about you but one thing I dread
Is getting into something way over my head

And the official name they gave it
Is something Latinish
If you’re like me, we’re hoping
It translates “Dickhead Fish”...

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