Short Realtor Poems
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I was ready,
I was there…
They stood me up,
They didn’t care.
They left me standing there!
But now I am good,
Now I am fine.
I’ll do this Open House another time!
My Realtor Horn Limerick
For long time would have to hunt,
In search of house that we want;
With grass so green;
Such a pretty scene,
When we did saw it from the front.
Jim Horn
PS. Some call this street appeal.
we climbed a barbed wire farm fence
falling into brambles that scratched us up
suddenly we were in a meadow
with tiny wild strawberries, daisies, violets, iris and queen anne’s lace
we’ll take it, we told the realtor
a Shangri-la which we still love
A Realtor Haiku
was starting to see
they must sell some property
for them to survive
what would be best way
for all of this to be done
and end up well off
thought occurred to them
they should sell cheap and then run
to escape it all
that is what they did
and now no one is in debt
happy have become
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
in crystal vintage goblet hid a cautious rat
someone whispered what was that? what was that?
the old realtor stopped. she had not heard.
rat resolved to say not another word.
they’re getting closer, said the rat’s little wife.
she liked to give rat a bit of strife.
humans left without buying the for-sale house
not this one said the wife; I know I smelled a mouse.
Watch, Trump’s on hunt on Gaza front--
Battlefront turns to waterfront,
For the land all of rocks
Let me think out of box…
In place filled with craters
Ah casino caters,
Like Panama, Greenland,
Mexico, our northland,
Think, ideas I have abundant.
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Happenings |17.02.2025| USA, Political, humour
Note: Trump may be a president, but he also is a realtor.
A muddy floor
a creaky door
The paint is peeling
two gaps in the ceiling
The grass is brown
tree branches down
Fence gate's rusty
furniture's dusty
Windows don't close
electric wires exposed
Fuses constantly blow
the fridge is not cold
Realtor held an open house 'as-is'
Not one offer ~ That's 'show-biz'
Of our ‘95 batch Amir Khan
Chocolate hero Taluka Pan
Sweetest boy and co-star mine
In dramas we acted then fine
Drama, skit or play those days
Possible with Vilas and Sajid always
Such a fabulous superb lad
Always there to make me glad
Fun quarrel play and games
We shared in full flames
Still I’m his fan flawsome
For he’s more than wowsome
Now busy as a Realtor
And as an Easy Service Provider..!!
If a mouse,
brought a house.
and the Cathome Realtor called him a louse.
So the mouse went to humane resources to Mrs. Kitty Kraus
Mr. Kat Kraus was her spouse
He too came over gave of himself a douse
told the Realtor to get lost
So they fired... Mr. Straus
Mr. and Mrs. Kraus
...took Micheal Mouse to dinner...
yes! they ATE HIM UP......
LOL!!!