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Short Realtor Poems

Short Realtor Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Realtor by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Realtor by length and keyword.


Premium Member First Breath
First breath

gold dust sunflower
augmented realtor
baby ghost promises
warm data zeal...

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Categories: realtor, adventure, angel, birth, celebration, child, desire,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Resilient Realtor
I was ready,
I was there…
They stood me up,
They didn’t care.
They left me standing there!
But now I am good,
Now I am fine.
I’ll do this Open House another time!...

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Categories: realtor, house, humorous, work,
Form: Rhyme
My Realtor Horn Limerick
My Realtor Horn Limerick

For long time would have to hunt,
In search of house that we want;
With grass so green;
Such a pretty scene,
When we did saw it from the front.

Jim Horn

PS. Some call this street appeal....

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: realtor, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
A Realtor Haiku
A Realtor Haiku

was starting to see
they must sell some property
for them to survive

what would be best way
for all of this to be done
and end up well off

thought occurred to them
they should sell cheap and then run
to escape it all

that is what they did
and now no one is in debt
happy have become

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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Categories: realtor, allegory, analogy, encouraging,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member House For Sale, 'As-Is'
A muddy floor
       a creaky door
     The paint is peeling
       two gaps in the ceiling

     The grass is brown
       tree branches down
     Fence gate's rusty
       furniture's dusty

     Windows don't close
       electric wires exposed
     Fuses constantly blow
       the fridge is not cold

     Realtor held an open house 'as-is'
       Not one offer ~ That's 'show-biz'...

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Categories: realtor, house, humor,
Form: Couplet



My Chocolate Hero
Of our ‘95 batch Amir Khan
Chocolate hero Taluka Pan
Sweetest boy and co-star mine
In dramas we acted then fine
Drama, skit or play those days
Possible with Vilas and Sajid always
Such a fabulous superb lad 
Always there to make me glad
Fun quarrel play and games
We shared in full flames
Still I’m his fan flawsome
For he’s more than wowsome
Now busy as a Realtor
And as an Easy Service Provider..!!...

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Categories: realtor, angel, appreciation, art,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Story of Mr Mouse Trying To Buy a House- -
If a mouse, brought a house. and the Cathome Realtor called him a louse. So the mouse went to humane resources to Mrs. Kitty Kraus Mr. Kat Kraus was her spouse He too came over gave of himself a douse told the Realtor to get lost So they fired... Mr. Straus Mr. and Mrs. Kraus ...took Micheal Mouse to dinner... yes! they ATE HIM UP......
LOL!!!...

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Categories: realtor, adventure, analogy, engagement, funny,
Form: Limerick

Book: Shattered Sighs