Short Puddings Poems

puddings jello and fruit pies
great on a dessert
whipped into a frothy cream
full of sweet sugar
puffy and frothy
with sweetener
milk...

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He would eat puddings and pies galore

And kept swelling and swelling some more 

So when his stitches popped

That's when his britches dropped 

Rumpled and crumpled up on the floor...

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You're all invited to my party.
No, not Jack or Jill or Marty. 
I'm inviting apple strudels,
pies and tarts, the whole caboodle, 
custards, puddings, buttered scones 
(with muffins and bagels, I'm not alone), 
cookies, croissants, an eclair,
and my lovely baklava, so dear....

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I heard of this snazzy new diet
It looked so good I thought I’d try it
You eat what you like
No exercise bike
Whatever you eat you can fry it

My pizza edge has cheese right through it
I eat cakes and puddings and suet
This diet is great
I haven’t lost weight
But I know that I can stick to it...

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He kept buying her sugar because she liked it.
He bought her pies, cakes, puddings and fast foods too.
She was a diabetic, so these goodies were bad for her.
But it made her feel so good.

For a few minutes until her blood sugar elevated to The Twilight Zone.
“Maybe this will do the trick,” He said.
Bringing in sixteen additional bags of goodies filled with white sugar....

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Toy trains rolling ‘round the tracks
With its funny clicks and clacks

Gifts with paper ripped apart
Chosen with love from the heart

Golden turkey nice and hot
Eggnog, some with, some with not

Pies and puddings stomach bound
Children gathered all around

Don’t forget the doggy treats
Ensuring everyone eats

Christmas with laughter and cheer
Only comes but once a year...

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There's no stocking stuffed with presents
No punch bowl Christmas cheer
We haven't got the tree that 
We cut down every year
No friends and no family
We're all alone at last
No ghost from Christmas Future
Christmas Present or the Past
No, No turkey or a Ham
Nor chestnuts on the fire
No cookies filled with jam
Or puddings to desire
No sleigh and no Santa
Perhaps we went to far
Just let us get our hats and coats
And come to where you are.

Merry Christmas everyone !...

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